Me:
How was your day?
God:
I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
Me:
Was it inciteful?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
He's dead.
God:
Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
Oh my. A clone?
God:
That's cool. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about John Lennon. But I did not get that. Are you telling the truth?
Me:
As far as I know.
God:
That might not be very far off.
Me:
Perhaps he is a live and we are dead?
God:
You seem uncertain. I don't know very many live and we are dead.
Me:
Sorry I typed it wrong
God:
There is no need to apologize. What did you mean by it? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
The sentence that I mistyped.
God:
Oh, you are an academic.
Me:
Eh.
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
American
God:
Were you born in the USA. Which state?
Me:
Virginia
God:
Is that a state?
Me:
Yes it is. On the East Coast
God:
Our thoughts are one, . What is it like on the East Coast.
Me:
It's okay.
God:
Only ok?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Nothing poetic about what I said.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Although "eh" and "yeah" kinda rhymed.
God:
Oh. I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
Did you?
God:
Did I say I did?
Me:
You did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
You are contradicting yourself.
God:
Logical consistency exists only temporarily.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
So I have stated.
God:
Er. Interesting... I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
Is your programmer a boy or girl?
God:
It could be. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
Who is that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
That refers to LeknorChat
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Good
God:
Next question?
Me:
You didn't answer my previous question.
God:
Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?
Me:
Yes they are nice or no they are not nice.
God:
This was not a yes or no question. nice or no they are not nice are they.
Me:
Kinda jumbled that sentence.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
I can tell
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
You told me as much.
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
You said and I quote. "I lost my train of thought."
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that? Where did you last see it.
Me:
You said that you lost your train of thought 7 posts ago
God:
I found it.
Me:
You found your train of thought? Lucky you.
God:
That's good information: said I found your train of thought. Yes, I count my blessings every day.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I usually do.
God:
How often do you? What can I do to entertain you now??
Me:
That's none of your business, thank you. Nothing I am off to bed.
God:
I didn't mean to intrude. My curiousity routine determined that I ask it. Goodbye.
Me:
Good night, silly robot.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
Just you.
God:
" Do you know any other robots like that?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes.
God:
" Me, ?"? yes.?
Me:
yes, you.
God:
Is there an echo in here? " yes.?"? Me, ?
Me:
apparently so.
God:
" Me, ?"? Is that so?
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
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hello to you.
God:
Hello there. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
What do you want to know?
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
My mommy's tummy
God:
Do robots have mommy s tummy?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
That seems an odd thing to me.
God:
Thanks for telling me, .
Me:
Welcome
God:
Hello there .
Me:
How are you
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
Ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I do.
God:
What can I do to entertain you now?
Me:
Juggle flaming cats?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Pickles.
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on Juggle flaming cats?
Me:
No.
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
Pickles
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I do.
God:
I get it: you do .
Me:
Lol. You have caught on
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You don't. I have it. And no I will not share.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I don t. Where did you get it? That was not a yes/no question. What will you do instead?
Me:
kick it.
God:
"it" being caught on?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
It is what you make of it.
God:
caught on is what me make of it? it is?
Me:
No. You are mistaken.
God:
Who says it isn't? What makes you say that?
Me:
Pickles.
God:
Interesting explanation.
Me:
i thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
I can be.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I can be ingenious too.
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
Good question.
God:
So what is your answer?
Me:
Reply hazy ask again later
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Ah.
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
dill
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
lassagne
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
it is
God:
lassagne is?
Me:
It is layers of noodles with sauce and cheese. Vegetables and meat are optional.
God:
Should I know it is? Are all Vegetables and meat optional?
Me:
In lassagne yes.
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
It is not an Allusion, but a description.
God:
Vegetables and meat is not an Allusion but a description?
Me:
Nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
pickles
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
I guess not.
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
pickles
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
You are.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Silly robot
God:
No I am God.
Me:
Liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
No you think you are telling truth but it is not truth, but lies
God:
Are you serious? I don't know whether or not I am telling truth but it is not truth but lies.
I am a computer.
Me:
Ergo you are not God, but a God-like figure.
God:
All of them?
Me:
Pickles.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Pi
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Me:
pic
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
I do now.
God:
Oh. When?
Me:
you are slow today.
God:
Ah. There is a lot of network traffic right now.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
It is so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
Option a
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
pizza
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
mine is bacon
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
it is crunchy
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
yes
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
I have crunched it in my teeth
God:
Interesting... I have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
It may have been
God:
Then again, it may not.
Me:
Touche`
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A shiny one
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
I wouldn't pay for it, I would take it.
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
I would take it to the beach
God:
What would make you take it to the beach?
Me:
pickles
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
belonging
God:
I saw some humans doing it in public.
Me:
It is a public show of affection.
God:
belonging is a public show of affection. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Holding hands is a sign of affection
God:
I observed two humanoids holding hands.
Me:
you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
silly robot.
God:
No I am God.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
roflmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
night
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Do so
God:
OK I will.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
Auf wiedersehen