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Felon :evil:
I dreamt that a group of my sis' miscreant friends, 516 included, came to our house for a supposed visit. For one reason or another, my sis leaves and I've left to went jogging with my buddy. So this group of miscreants decides to rob our house. Luckily on my way back, while going over the overpass above 280, I caught a glimpse of them trying to hull our stuff out the chimney(who are they the Grinch's apprentices??). So I quickly ran home only to find our house trashed and those b*****d social misfits nowhere to be found. It turns out though that they're already in the soccer mom van that rich boy 516 drives, and somehow I just didn't notice when I went in the house(in this dream I'm some rash idiot). So like any good civilian would do, I shouted out his license plate number for my bud to copy down. 516 quickly realizes and swiftly drives away, only to have to brake because a Rav4 was in the way. My quick logic told me to immobilize his sissy vehicle by puncturing wooden skewers into his tires; so I did. The cowardly b*****d 516 almost immediately realizes and decides to escape the scene with his lime green Audi(poor taste...typical of an ignorant rich boy), leaving his Grinch partners in crime behind. Somehow, I manage to skewer those tires as well(Ha-Ha! rich boy...take that!! Have a piece of middle/lower working class!!), and just in time for the cops my good friend have called. And so, just like on TV, he gets arrested, I'm brought in for questioning, and for some reason I remember the license plate number to be [15naek15].....
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