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I actually wrote this about a week ago at 11'o clock at night while trying to get on Gaia. Too bad the damn internet shorted out on me for no explainable reason and without remedy. So, while cursing and pounding the refresh button, I typed this:


Gimme a Connection!

I'm clicking on the internet explorer 'cuz I wanna surf
I just want to get online so I can update my Gaian turf

But oh, woe is me!
Click refresh, I'm tryin'!
It's a catastrophe!
The laptop is sucking again!

Gimme a connection, you're the internet!
Just give me the damn internet, come on!
Don't care if it's poor or the adapter's not set,
if you don't fix it now, I'm gonna kill everyone!

They say tecnology is the way of the future,
but with that I'd like to point out a few quirks,
The internet will only be th' pillar of our culture
If the mother f*cking wireless connector works!

... And it's not.

Gimme a connection, you're the internet!
Just give me the damn internet, come on!
Don't care if it's poor or the adapter's not set,
if you don't fix it now, I'm gonna kill everyone!

It's eleven o'clock pm now, and I'm tired.
My fingers are numb from pounding refresh,
And now I'm now convinced my luck has expired,
Shows you we should ditch tech for sweat n' flesh.

Gimme a connection, you're the internet!
Just give me the damn internet, come on!
Don't care if it's poor or the adapter's not set,
if you don't fix it now, I'm gonna kill everyone!

I wouldn't use this damn thing if you dared,
'Cuz I'm fuming now at my laptop's internet,
Hey there mr. Laptop, no need to be scared,
I just want to show you my friend Mr. Magnet!
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Yeah, not much, but still. Stay tuned for Bill Cosby stuff!