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Something that's always bothered me is when people swear constantly. It's not the words themselves, it's the fact that they don't know how to use them. They're just swearing because they think it makes them cool, but it usually ends up being unusually pathetic.

You know, the kinds of people who would say something like this: "&*@$, yesterday was my #*@%ing birthday, so we had a *(&^!&% birthday party. And a bunch of my &#^!ing friends were there, and a lot of my ^#@&ing family was there, too. So they gave me a bunch of @*(&ing presents, and I got all kinds of )*$#ing cool #($@. Then they came out with the @*$^ing birthday cake, so I made a @&%$ing wish and blew out the )(#$ing candles. My #)*$ing wish came true later, so that totally saved my @$$. Then we did all kinds of awesome @#%! later. !%#@."

It's just sad. These people do not know how to cuss. If something bad enough to cause normal people to swear happened to them, they'd probably just cry. I'm convinced that if swears stopped existing, they would not be able to come up with a single sentence. Actually, that would be pretty fun to watch.

Or something like that.