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Dear Notebook that is not girly in any shape or form, and for my eyes only,

Trying to teach class today, one of the 'jocks' blew a spit wad at me. How dare they! I issued out more homework, that should teach them. Bloody candy arsses, if it would not cost me my job I would show him a thing or two! That damned Miss. Turner wore that mini skirt again. As many time as I have made tuna jokes one would think she would get a clue. Oh my, not this stupid noob! She has more boobs then brains. Well, in her case, that might be a good thing. How clumsy can one damn girl be? Every day now for almost a year running she has somehow found a way to spill HOT coffee on me. How the bloody hell does one do this? Well, at lest her friend is intereseting to chat with. She is far more easy on the eyes then Turner. Maybe I should look into having a cup of coffee with her one day.
I will have to pencil her in after my experiments on the rat with my cheese flavored pills. He seems to like Swiss better then Chedder. I wonder if he would like Blue Cheese? I shall have to try this.

PS
If you are reading this, feed the hounds an extra treat. They brought in one of Turner's boots. I knew she could not sneak past them.