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From recent studies and my insane imagination I have come up with the theory that the Tobacco industry is makeing our math books. To those of you who are my age I ask if you agree? Nothing and I mean NOTHING makes you want to smoke more then ******** math. I mean I'm homeschooled, I don't really have to deal with the whole "Under the Influence" thing but math still makes me want to light one up. Hell it was the reason I had my first one. And even some of the Public School kids I know don't smoke because they want to be cool, they do it because they would rather die of lung cancer then put up with that bullshit math exam "or their shitty teachers". Don't believe me? Go to a school and find a group of kids who are smoking you will hear them mumbling about math and how much it sucks.
If you don't beleive me at all, look at history
from God knows when to the 50's.
Math. It was so easy to do, go get you grandmas old math books and you'll know.
Ciggarettes. It was so easy to sell, the commercials were so sweet and the product was so deadly.
Now from the late sixties to today.
Math. Got really ******** hard to where even our parents can't help us with our homework.
Ciggarettes. Loseing costumers because of the high risk of Lung Cancer.

Now how did these two meet? Easy, The government made taxes so high that schools couldn't afford real math books so the tobacco industry made up their own math books and made them so cheap that the schools could afford them but the evil twist was that the tobacco industry made them so hard that even Steaphen Hawkings couldn't complete them, which the stress lead to teen smokeing.

Thats my crazy conspiracy. I know it probably isn't true but I don't care I just wanted to type something today.