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Here we go, it'll be long, but this is my escape from the insane asylum.

I was placed into an insane asylum at around age 12. It was a boring place, full of white coats and people who claimed to be from the FBI. They wanted me to tell them what I knew about George W. Bush's plan to extract data from brains without the owner's consent. I kept telling them I didn't know anything but they wouldn't listen. After recounting this story I realized why they never used this device on me to extract what I knew (I really didn't know anything). It is becuase I have seven different people in my head, which may have been why I was in the asylum in the first place. I'll explain those seven in great detail in another journal.

So, after I refused to give them any of the information I allegedly knew, the began to torture me. They stuck knifes in underneath my fingernails, injected me with some sort of drug that made my blood burn. The torture increased until they finally realized I didn't have any information. The people in the white coats put me in a room and told me to sit in the center. I sat in the corner, but when they came in they wouldn't believe that the circular room ahd a corner. After several minutes of arguing they decided to try sensory deprevation and tried to put me in solitary confinement.

As they pushed me into the dark room, I kicked off the doorway and did a cool little spin. It was fun cuz I kicked two white coats in the face. Three more tried to stop me, but I broke out of my straight jacket, ripped the door off the hinges and smacked them over the head with it. Then I jumped out the window (I was on the fourth story) and used the door to slide down the telephone wires. They tried to taser me, but all of them missed. One of them hit the line, and got shocked to death. When I got to the other building I ran away.

The next journal will explain how I escaped the police who came after me. There is a whole lot more blood.