January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
months.....box
said "2-4 years."
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Jelly.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water
won't
fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car got swamped
because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per
pound and I weigh 108.
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on
the stupid phone!!!
What a year
 Daemon_Angel02 · Wed Feb 06, 2008 @ 01:41am · 2 Comments |
