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Well I think I'll go back to how I escaped from the insane asylum part two.

You see after I escaped I had promised to return and free my minions (who I had recruited inside, who needs money when you've got crazy psychopath killers who'll do it for free.) Well I was running from cops, white coats, and FBI (aparently whatever I knew was important, or I was deamed a threat to the human race.) Regardless, I ended up getting ahold of a knife (by sticking a broken shard of glass to someone's throat and demanding them to give it to me. when they did, I killed them. I would now obtain an ax.)

So I'm running from the people, and they chase me into an alleyway. Of course, movie scene type stuff happens, and there is a brick wall and only four ways out. THe fire escape, over the wall, the sewer grate, or the unlocked door. I chose option five, through the group of heavily armed soldiers trying to kill me. Sooo.

First on came at me with his own knife (idiot) I stabbed him in the eye, then snapped his neck. I saw from the corner of my eye another man with a taser (less of an idiot but still an idiot) and threw my knife at him. The taser thingy hit the knife, which then stabbed him through the heart (shocking and stabbing... twisted I think his heart stopped.) Right so now I run at the remaining three men, throw one into the other, and kick the last one in the face. I grab the nearby gun and shoot them all, stealing the cops keys. I drive off in my newly acquired cop car to the edge of town, where a cliff is so helpfully placed. I drive the car off the cliff (bailing out just in time) and escape the psycho people with my knife and my pistol.

"Isn't it dangerous for you to post this here? Won't the find you?" you ask, find out in installment number three of my escape from the white coats.