"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."
"I find that no matter what kind of backgrounds 2 men are from... if you go, "Hey, man, women are crazy," you've got a friend"
[Chris Rock]
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine"
[Homer Simpson]
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is a Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush," "d**k," and "Colon."
[Chris Rock]
"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
[Yoda]
"A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."
[Frank Morgan, as The Wizard of Oz in "The Wizard of Oz"]
Peggy Bundy: "Tell me you love me Al"
Al Bundy: "I love football, I love beer, lets not cheapen the meaning of the word"
[TV show "Married with Children"]
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