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-Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
-How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
-Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
-When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
-How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
-Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
-Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
-Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
-In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
-Can you slam a revolving door?
-What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
-What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
-Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
-Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts?!
-If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
-if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
-Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
-Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
-How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"?

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