Q: What to do when you are bored?
A: Go spank a chick's a**.
Q: What do you do when you see a gay person?
A: Use you friend next to you as a sheild.
Q: What is the perfect excuse for not doing your homework?
A: "I left it in my locker, may I turn it in tomorrow?" Results may vary. (or fail)
Q: Where do you buy a Frensh Letter?
A: There is no need to buy it, and the answer depends. If you have a sibling that goes to UC Davis, ask them to give you some when they win it from a mascot named Captain Condom.
Q: I did not do my project, and it is due on Friday (or whatever day)!
A: Go ask a nerd to do it for you. $5 fee (if you ask a chinese nerd, cheap labor will cost you only few dimes, even nickels if you keep up with the bargaining) is sufficient for most big projects.
Q: I NEED HELP!!!!
A: To broad. I suggest you go on the internet and find your answer.
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