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Bunnies and bagels
So i went to the store to buy this thing, and when i was there this dude was doing this thing and I'm all like, "Hey! You! There is a time and place for that and its not here!" So than he was all like, meh, and i was all like bleh,. Then i bought some shoes, you know the kind that go on your feet and such. So anyways i was drinking some cocoa and my mom was all like, "How much sugar did you use?" Then we started talking about The p***y Cat Dolls, and how the red head chick looks like a 40 year old crack whore. So then i saw a group of wild turkeys so Ray got this bike horn and was honking it. So latter my tummy hurt and there was a sale on recliners and McMans. My sister bought more tampons, I'm pretty sure she's on the rag. Well after i bought my dinner: a kid quizine, a bag of peanuts, and a slimfast i purged in the sink and ordered a magic bullet from TV so i could make salsa. By the way did i tell you about Feliciano? I like meat. I like mops, you know the ones you clean with like on Jerry Springer. So then me and Holly wanted to see a movie, she wanted to see the one with blood and stuff, i wanted to see the one with Ponies and dinos i like them lots :] So after i bought my mayo for my tuna sandwich, i got a movie about nuns, but they weren't nuns, they were anorexic Jews with a charge card at Sears. So after everything i took a piss because i drank lots of stuff and thats how i got my scooter.

By Elanor Hill
4-23-07