I am currently in the midst of a mathematical breakthrough. I am working on the mathematical formula for how much nothing accomplished in an alloted time frame. We are familiar with the phrase "you've accomplished nothing for the past inserted amount of time here", but how much nothing was accomplished? Using video game quantum physics, lazyology, algebra, andsimple measuring systems, I am on the verge of actually calculating how much nothing a person has done! I'll have my findings here shortly.
10:02-Note: money spent during this time is an important factor.
10:07-note: number of people involved will increase nothing factor exponentially. The more people, the more nothing accomplished.
10:09-Note: amount of variables exceeds a single formula. multiple formulas to be used in collaboration, then combined and calculated for accurate measurement.
10:15-secondary note: number of people should not be factored in if measuring nothing accomplished as a group, but can be factored for how much nothing on average per person. For accuracy, formula should be applied to each single individual, using their unique contribution to the original measurement.
10:19-note: number of cars used and miles traveled may be involved. However, it is unknown if driving somewhere will count as not doing anything.
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