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this is the story of two of bowser's henchmen: hal the koopa, and jeff the goomba. enjoy.
START
*mario theme playes. mario jumps on screnn and procedes to put the smack down on all enamies*

jeff:what does mario even want with us? doesnt he have anuf of those dam coins?
hal:well its not like we stole the princess or anything......oh right.
what does bowser even want with her? its not like hes getting ransom money for her.
jeff:i heard its for sexual favors.
hal: yuck.
jeff:no you see he could get any 2 coin whore in the kingdom but only the princess will do this one thing where she puts her tounge then rubs the shell.....
hal surprised ooh no! thats enough.
jeff:well they dont call here princess toadstool for nothin.
hal:aww man.. you make me sick.
jeff:what can i say im a goomba. im a ******** living mushroom.
hal:so what if your a goomba?
jeff:what do you mean who cares? im a ******** mushroom ive got no ******** arms! ive had to go through life picking everything up with my mouth;its gross and dirty.
hal:woah! look out!
*green shyguy falls from above*
jeff:hey their buddy....you uh... you alive?
hal: i think he's dead.
jeff: *sarcasticly*yea you think he's alive? you think he coulda survived that?
*shyguy stands up*
jeff: oh! well i guess we were both wrong.
shyguy: so.. why arent you guys over their helping us?
hal: yeah, about that.see...we were about to go over their but then you fell from the sky and distracted us.
jeff: seriously its all youre fault... get out of here.
hal: look at that marios got that music playing, and he's all shiney. you know what that means? he's got star power. we kant do s**t against star power.
jeff: hey shyguy do you wanna beat mario?
shyguy surprised h yes.
jeff: than you see that block over their? go hit it.
shyguy surprised k...*walks of screen thenhits block* so what,, its a flower.
jeff:touch the flower.
shyguy: ok but its just a flower. *walks back on screen* oh boy im on fire! sombodey put me out qwick! why wont you help me?
*jumps on a pipe next to him8 is their any water in these dam pipes? it burns like gohnnarea*runs off then a pirahna plant comes out of pipe*
steve:hi guys!!
hal:*sigh* hi steve
*flaming shy guy reappears in back ground*
shyguy:guess what.. im on fire...and the only thing that will put me out... is more cowbell. *shyguy runs around in the background*
hal:what do you want steve?
steve: well i heard you guys talkin, so i thought i would come over and say hello.
hal: we dont want to talk to you steve. its like everytime we have an adult connversation its like suddenly you pop out of tha ground and its like.. "hey everybody stop what your doing couse steves here so include him".....well f**k you steve! f**k you!!
jeff: hey,hey,hey,hey,hey.
wait a secound. i think that shyguy put himself out.
hal: yea i think your right.
shyguy:its a good thing i had to pee really bad.
jeff:hey steve light that shyguy on fire.
steve: okay! *he spits a fire ball lighting the shyguy on fire.*
shyguy surprised h noes!! im on fire again!
jeff: thanks.
steve:no porblem
hal: alright now get outa here.
steve: bye guys *goes back down pipe*
*shy guy crumbles to ashes*
jeff:i think hes dead.
hal:yea probly. nice work!
*stomping noises go on in the backround.*
hal:man im glad im not over their.
jeff:yeah. they dont pay me enuff for that.
hal: your getting paid?!?!
jeff: yeahlike 3 coins an hour.
hal: you gotta be kidding me?!?
jeff: yeah we get great dental.
hal:son of a b***h!
*a ghosty shyguy floats in*
shyguy: hey guys im a ghost now..BOO!!
hal: yeah... you are... look at that..and your still not scary.
shyguy:yes well... its time for my cummupance..HEY MARIO THE PRINCESS IS OVER HERE!!!!!
hal:that a*****e.
jeff surprised h f**k!
*mario drops down and kills them all.* twisted
the end of episode one.....well how did you like it..if you want to see the cartoon of it send me a pm and ill tell you what site and how to bring it up.