Young Sammy Watkins jumped out
He ran to his sister and cut off
This gave his mother a
great deal of pain,
She hopes that he never will
do it again.
In the family drinking well,
Willie pushed his sister Nell,
She's there yet, because it kilt her-
Now we have to buy a filter.
Willie, with the thirst for gore,
nailed his sister to the door,
Mother said with humor quaint,
"Now Willie dear, don't scratch the paint."
Willie poisened Aunties tea,
Auntie died in agony,
Uncle came and looked quite vexed,
"Really Will," said he, "what next?"
....I found those quite amusing! xd
· Wed Jul 27, 2005 @ 08:20am · 3 Comments