HIYA PEOPLE!
IMA WRIGHT A STORY!
HERE IT IS!
(this really happened to meh!)
As she noticed her friend digging a hole with a spoon she looked puzzled...
"what are you doing?"she asks with a confused face.
The girl says she is escaping school.she asks"please don't laugh"and frowns.
the girl smiles and says."fine let me help you..."
she helped her and the both dug a hole one going to china and another to San Fran*...
As the sky grew dark and the sun began to show no reason that i should stay awake,
the girl and her friend fall asleep side to side,unnoticed and untouched.
The girls dream:
She had a dream digging her hole.
sad how it feels to be alone.
CRASH!
she heard something crash right on top of her tunnel.
it was trying to get her.
IT WAS A GIANT NEON WIENER*!
she heard screaming and the sound of children crying and the sound of crunching bones.
(here is where it gets funny)
She finds a sword under ground and say on it that it had a Person that looked like a zebra.
she takes the sword and swings it at the GIANT NEON WIENER!
**echoes giant neon wiener**
well it was not pleasant...
it kept throwing Gino's underwear at her
she was very upset
She dropped her sword and attack him with a orindae.......
she beat him to a the pulp and say that it was dead...
so was the orindae...
well I'll buy another one she thought....
"OMFGZZZZZ!"she screamed
looking at the biggest wiener she ever saw.
it was red and meaty and look very tasty...
(it was a hot dog)
it was attacking people where ever anyone was.
She bit it...
and guess what happened...
it fell in love with her...
It kissed her and she cried and killed herself...
(she did this because she couldn't stand the thought of being with a wiener.)
sooo she killed herself in her dream...
what a dream she said...
and that girl is me..
The friend's dream:
probably got bored in that one eh?
so ill make this one fast she made a hole went to China and saw a cat named Mr.schnuffikins.
it attacked her and she attacked it with a love string
had no effect and the big cat attacked her with a GIANT HAIRBALL!
she was crushed by the wait of mr.schnufikins hairball
after that she was abducted by aliens died again fell out the sky died again and yea...
she died...
THE END! mrgreen
 shippo444 · Thu Mar 27, 2008 @ 12:25am · 2 Comments |
