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Roth and Dil have some of the best OOC interactions, I swear whee

Also: why Roth and Dil would never, ever work in a million years.

(*eyes the previous journal post* This is not smut. This is Roth and Dil arguing. They just happen to argue about smut sometimes >.> But this is saved here cause it cracks me up... )


AbusedObscenity (6:36:05 PM): Dil: *Big creepy anime eyes*D: you cheated on me, Roth? With someone who is BLUE?
kalindaralaea (6:36:52 PM): Roth: *blinks, confused* Cheated on... you? I didn't give him weapons or rude t-shirts...
AbusedObscenity (6:37:30 PM): Dil: That's not the pooooint, man. You're my pimp daddy. Don't you go peddlin' none of yo' wares on skanky a** hoes. *finger snaps*
kalindaralaea (6:38:14 PM): Roth: I apologise. It shouldn't happen again. Here, have some nice new knives in compensation *enables Dil*
AbusedObscenity (6:39:02 PM): Dil: ... If I could have babies, I'd want them to be yours. *hugs knives*
kalindaralaea (6:39:30 PM): Roth: *smirks as he thinks of how evil those offspring would be*
AbusedObscenity (6:39:51 PM): Dil: And hot. 'Course they get that from my side of the family but anyway.

AbusedObscenity (6:39:59 PM): Dear god, a Dil/Roth child would be the scariest thing EVER.
kalindaralaea (6:40:21 PM): It would XD
AbusedObscenity (6:40:35 PM): It'd have horns and parrot wings and purple/Dil-colored hair, black skin and Dil markings.

That actually sounds pretty cool but anyway. XD.
kalindaralaea (6:40:52 PM): Very colourful. And VERY violent.
AbusedObscenity (6:41:27 PM): I can just imagine its speech patterns.

"My apologies, good sir. Allow me to remind you to SUCK A GIANT c**k."
kalindaralaea (6:42:25 PM): *rotflmao*
kalindaralaea (6:43:08 PM): It's a very good thing they can't breed, I think XD
AbusedObscenity (6:43:19 PM): >_> GMFC?

*shot again*XD
kalindaralaea (6:43:52 PM): Bwahahaha! No idea how they'd run that past Mordath and Nyoka...
AbusedObscenity (6:44:44 PM): "We're having kids 'cause the kid is gonna be the antichrist. Shut up, >O."
kalindaralaea (6:45:20 PM): Oh god, that would so rock >XD
AbusedObscenity (6:46:08 PM): You know people would point at the kid and go, "There goes the spawn of Satan. And Dil."
kalindaralaea (6:46:47 PM): Roth: Our kid would be famous for being evil... I'm so proud *sheds tear*
AbusedObscenity (6:48:22 PM): Dil: You're the mom.
AbusedObscenity (6:48:31 PM): Dil: *hands over apron and spatula* biggrin
kalindaralaea (6:48:46 PM): Roth: Like ********. I am super-seme, did you not see my fanart?
kalindaralaea (6:49:46 PM): *lol* The relationship that would never, ever work.
AbusedObscenity (6:51:10 PM): Aadil: You are TOTALLY my b***h. I have to be on top, anyway, it hurts my wings, >O.
kalindaralaea (6:52:13 PM): Roth: Pfft, I'm the sugar-daddy, remember? As in male? And there's no way in Hell anyone is ever letting you top if you only know of one position >.>
AbusedObscenity (6:53:14 PM): Dil: >O, I KNOW LOTS. *stomps around*
kalindaralaea (7:05:25 PM): Roth: *snorts disbelievingly* Like what?
AbusedObscenity (7:06:16 PM): Aadil: ... *Holds up Karma Sutra*>_>. I stole it from Sati's purse.
kalindaralaea (7:06:45 PM): Roth: *peers over Dil's shoulder* Is it good?
AbusedObscenity (7:07:14 PM): Aadil: *Opens it up to a page and shows him*I dunno, you tell me, :B. I can totally do that by the way.
kalindaralaea (7:08:22 PM): Roth: Hmmm... *turns page* Uhuh. *turns another page* Wow, that looks painful... *takes notes*
AbusedObscenity (7:08:51 PM): Aadil: *Snatches it away*>O, hey man, this ain't no peekshow.
kalindaralaea (7:09:32 PM): Roth: That is no way to talk to the father of your child >O
AbusedObscenity (7:10:42 PM): Aadil: Mother. Mother of my child.
kalindaralaea (7:11:57 PM): Roth: ... You are so the mother. They say females "nest" when having kids. You've already got the wings... Bet you scream like a girl when someone does you, too >.>
AbusedObscenity (7:13:03 PM): Aadil: Dude. You have PURPLE HAIR. Purple! You are so the girl, Little Miss Lilac. And I don't suppose you'll ever find out 'cause I hear you're terrible in bed and I don't ******** people who aren't any good at it. biggrin
kalindaralaea (7:13:57 PM): Roth: Pfft. Virgin. And at least I know what to do with my spear... *raises eyebrows suggestively*
AbusedObscenity (7:14:35 PM): Aadil: Besides overcompensate? biggrin .
kalindaralaea (7:15:12 PM): Roth: Right. Pants off, right now! We'll see who's overcompensating >.<
AbusedObscenity (7:15:40 PM): Aadil: ******** no! I ain't taking off my clothes for you! >O. You'd like that waaay too much.
kalindaralaea (7:16:08 PM): Roth: Oh please. I like men with class who know what they're doing in bed.
AbusedObscenity (7:16:43 PM): Dil: Correction: "I like men who are stupid enough to shuck off their pants and give me sloppy head."
kalindaralaea (7:17:09 PM): Roth: *raises eyebrow* You can give better head, can you?
AbusedObscenity (7:17:27 PM): Aadil: I am waaaay outta your league, buddy, so don't even try that. *Crosses arms over his chest*
kalindaralaea (7:17:49 PM): Roth: Uh huh. You wouldn't know good head if you got it.
AbusedObscenity (7:18:24 PM): Dil: >O hey man, I give great head! A guy's gotta pay his rent someh- yeeeeeeeeeeeah. You heard nothing, biggrin .
kalindaralaea (7:19:14 PM): Roth: O.O I wasn't a good enough sugar-daddy? You had to go out and find others? You cheated on me, you b*****d!
AbusedObscenity (7:19:59 PM): Dil: >O, hey man, you don't pay the ******** rent! >_> I'll give you a blow for some cash, though.

*SMACKS HIM*
kalindaralaea (7:20:35 PM): Roth: Hmmm... *sparklies or head... sparklies or head* Can't... decide...
AbusedObscenity (7:21:13 PM): Dil: Your loss, >_>.
kalindaralaea (7:21:49 PM): Roth: Hmph, fine *tosses Dil some paper notes because they're not at all Sparklie* Let's see what you got.
AbusedObscenity (7:22:09 PM): Dil: *Tucks dollar in his waistband*Drop 'em.
kalindaralaea (7:22:49 PM): Roth: *thinks that it's the one stripping that's meant to get money in the waistband, but oh well* >:3 *drops pants*
AbusedObscenity (7:23:09 PM): Dil: HAHA. You dumb s**t. *steals pants and runs off*
kalindaralaea (7:23:50 PM): Roth: *teleports in front and Dil and retrieves pants... and money* >.>
AbusedObscenity (7:24:03 PM): Dil: Hey, >O. No magic! *clings to them*
kalindaralaea (7:24:22 PM): Roth: *purrs* You like me pantsless this much?
AbusedObscenity (7:25:22 PM): Dil: *leans over and peers*.... HAH. That's it? Aww man. I just feel bad for you now. *lets go of the pants*
kalindaralaea (7:26:33 PM): Roth: Right, that's it. I'm leaving and I'm taking the Antichrist. And your knives.
AbusedObscenity (7:27:21 PM): Aadil: No, baby! I'm sorry. You know I loves ya. Gimmietheknifeplease. biggrin
kalindaralaea (7:27:48 PM): Roth: *dangles a knife* What? You mean this?
AbusedObscenity (7:27:58 PM): Dil: Yes. Give it.
kalindaralaea (7:28:17 PM): Roth: *pretends to consider* What's in it for me?
AbusedObscenity (7:28:48 PM): Dil: I won't get angry.
AbusedObscenity (7:29:20 PM): Dil: >O, I'm the ******** Ragnarok, man! Ooogahboogah! I destroyed an entire planet and a bunch of gods! Don't make me angry! Wooooooo!
kalindaralaea (7:30:07 PM): Roth: -_- You'd think the Ragnarok would be better with weapons... *tosses Dil a knife but holds onto the rest*
AbusedObscenity (7:31:29 PM): Dil: I'm good with my knife! D:
kalindaralaea (7:31:46 PM): Roth: True. And who gave you the knife?
AbusedObscenity (7:32:22 PM): Dil: ... Youdidsir, :/
kalindaralaea (7:32:49 PM): Roth: Exactly. So bend over *smirks*
AbusedObscenity (7:35:52 PM): Dil: It seems YOU are the one who is desperate to get at my sexy, sexy a**. biggrin .
AbusedObscenity (7:36:02 PM): Dil: Sucks for you 'cause I'm on top.
kalindaralaea (7:39:16 PM): Roth: *amused* What'll you do if I said okay?
AbusedObscenity (7:39:36 PM): Dil: ... Would you say okay?
kalindaralaea (7:39:48 PM): Roth: Okay >:3
AbusedObscenity (7:40:14 PM): Dil: o_____O. Well s**t. *sits down*Wasn't expecting that. Huh.
kalindaralaea (7:40:57 PM): Roth: *snickers quietly*






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commentCommented on: Wed Aug 03, 2005 @ 01:35am
I WANT IN! xd


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