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Kabuto
My fourth story

Somewhere in the sound village deep underground Kabuto slept next to a pile of crumpled up papers. Some labeled plan to destroy the Leaf village others hang man Sasori style. Suddenly someone screamed out his name!

“Kabuto!” Orochimaru yelled.

Kabuto woke up really unhappy. Why me? He thought to himself “Coming my lord!” he responded quickly. He looked at the clock on his desk. It read 4:00 AM “Shoot me! Someone please!” he said to himself. He got up and started heading to where Orochimaru’s voice had come from. Kidomaru appeared out of nowhere.

“Man Kabuto, he sounds pretty angry! What ya do hmm?” Kidomaru smirked.

“ Shut up you piece of s**t!” Kabuto glared at him and continued to walk.

“Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed! Oh, by the way when lord Orochimaru kills you for some reason where do you want your funeral?” Kabuto grabbed him by the neck and smashed him into a wall.

“I suggest you not bother me today, I’m in a really bad mood!” Kabuto warned Kidomaru. He just smiled as Kabuto stormed of with the sign on his back that read
Kick me I’m emo

He walked into the room where Orochimaru sat “What is it my lord?” he asked in a very paranoid tone. If it’s something trivial… he thought he’s soooo dead!

“ For one thing, Kabuto why do you have a paper bomb on your forehead?” Orochimaru looked at him strangely.

“It’s for suicidal purposes, but enough about me and how I belong in a mental hospital, what do you need?” Kabuto tried to stay calm but Orochimaru had kept him up all night making plans to destroy the Leaf village. He’d only got 2 hours sleep, and because of that he was constantly trying not to strangle his boss.

“Well I’ve known you for quite some time now Kabuto and I thought I might tell you this…” Orochimaru paused for a moment “ I love you!” Kabuto was suddenly wide-awake now.

Holy s**t my boss is gay! I work for a gay guy! He was about to take a kunai and plunge it into himself when he got an idea. I know I’ll go back to working for Sasori! “Um, I have to go work on those plans to destroy the Leaf village now call me if you need me, but please don’t need me!” he was out of there in a second running full speed. He knew it would only be a matter of time before Orochimaru found out he left! So he had to move. Later Gaylord! He thought as soon as he crossed the border.
Two weeks later

He eventually found the Akatsuki hide out and Sasori was right outside it he was in luck.

“Hey Sasori! Up here!” he waved to Sasori. Sasori was not too happy to see Kabuto though. He was a traitor and he hated him.

“What the hell are you doing here?! I thought you were working for that traitor Orochimaru?” Sasori glared at him.

“Yeah, I was but he turned out be gay so I left!” Kabuto smiled. Sasori did not want Kabuto to work for him anymore so he made something up.

“Well to bad for you cause I’m gay to!” Sasori shrugged. Deidara looked at him like he was crazy.

“Yeah right! There’s no way in hell your gay!” Kabuto shouted.

“Want me to prove it?” Sasori grabbed Deidara and kissed him although he looked like he was in pain. Deidara was just as surprised as Kabuto.

“Later!” Kabuto yelled and ran off. As soon as he was gone Sasori let go of Deidara and spat. He looked like he was going to vomit.

“Don’t you think that was going over board? Deidara asked extremely irritated.

“ I had to get rid of him! Deidara give me that mouthwash you always carry around!” Sasori demanded.

“ Me first dude!” Deidara pulled out a thing of mouthwash that he kept with him for some strange reason.
At the Hidden Leaf village

Kabuto was looking for Sasuke when he spotted him at his usual spot on the dock.

“Hey Sasuke can you light this paper bomb that I have on my back? My life sucks and everybody I ever worked for is gay!” Kabuto told Sasuke.

“With pleasure!” Sasuke said making the hand signs for Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu. He lit the paper bomb on Kabuto’s back but nothing happened. “Damn! It was a dud!” Sasuke cursed. Then he got an idea. “ Kabuto I have a better idea! I’m emo your emo how about we both jump of a cliff!” Sasuke suggested.

“Sure, but where are we going to find a cliff?” Kabuto asked. They both looked at the mountain with the Hokage’s faces on it.

“That will work!” they both said. They made it to the top of the cliff and looked down.

“It’s always been my dream to jump off a cliff!” Sasuke announced.

“Really?” Kabuto asked giving Sasuke a strange look.

“No you dunce not really!” Sasuke screamed. Then someone picked them up by their shirt collars

“Thank you for flying flight Emo! When jumping off the cliff be sure to scream like the little girls you are to let everyone know your ending your life!” Itachi’s voice told them. Then he through them off the cliff
Splat!!

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