Sometime between now and then there existed a world known as FILGAIA. Now, we really can't determine WHEN this story takes place, as there are COMPUTERS and HORSES galloping side by side... hmm. Oh, and let's not forget ANDROIDS, oh no, we can't forget those. Anyway, so, we ZOOM IN to a young lady reading a thick BOOK, but, in reality, she's reading Resident Evil PORN. She looks rather intent sitting there, doesn't she?
Virginia
"Wow, I totally didn't think that could go there!"
< She really didn't this is the FIRST time she has ever read SLASH.>
"I wonder why Leon is bending like that?"
<She continues to READ the smut but then, much to her SURPRISE, the train BOLTS to a stop and she's THROWN to the floor like some kind of inflatable DOLL.>
"Mother ********!"
<She mouths with great VENOM and RAGE. Of course, the TEXT BOX didn't catch that because she didn't say it out LOUD.>
"Maybe I should go check it out."
<She THINKS to herself, once again EVADING that pesky text box.>
"Doot di do."
<She HUMS as she OPENS the door, only to RUN into TONY, whose AMBIGIOUS sexuality puzzles ALL.>
Tony
"Please stay here."
<He says, in hopes that she'd actually LISTEN and not kick him in the BALLS like the last lady he talked to.>
Virginia
"K."
<But she LIES and PUSHES his bony a** out of the WAY>
Tony
"Wait, stop, don't go in that direction! A plot lies that way and will totally screw you up!"
<Unfortunately, he's telling the TRUTH and Virginia is DOOMED to meet up with her TEAMMATES.>
Virginia
"Ha ha, I don't believe you! There's no such thing as a plot!"
<She LAUGHS, running down the CORRIDOR at top speed.>
[BELOW her, CLINGS a silver-hair young man that SHARES his name with a METALIC BIRD]
Jet
"********, if I let go I'll be grounded up and all the fan-girls will be unhappy!"
<Which is TRUE because his personality sure won't get him LAID.>
"I'm almost there... just a bit further."
<He wheezes, reaching for the RUNG at the bottom of the CAR>
"Ha ha, got it... now..."
<He CLIMBS up to the TOP of the CAR and waits for his CUE.>
[PICKING the LOCK like a DUMB a** is a KILLING DEVICE.>
Gallows
"If I can pick this lock I can get the loot! I'm so smart."
<That's what he THINKS, but, in reality, he doesn't get SMART till the end of the game.>
"Ha ha! VICTOLY!"
<He exclaims as the LOCK falls to his feet with a dull thud. Now, all he has to do is wait for HIS cue>
[Next up we have a GREEN-HAIR sniper that is checking on a now INCAPACITATED Tony. He seems to be the most NORMAL one in the game, as far as PLAYABLE CHARACTERS are concerned. However...]
Clive
"Who did this to you?"
< He INQUIRES as he wraps the last BANDAGE around Tony's busted up HEAD.>
Tony
"A chick named VIRGINIA! Why couldn't she have remained a state?"
<He LAMENTS as Clive STANDS up and looks DOWN at him pitifully.>
Clive
"You are pathetic, you get no more air time!"
<With those WORDS spoken, Clive ALSO joins the party.>
[ENTER the FOUR character's PROLOUGE.] :
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