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>>> WARNING: RANDOM TOPICS AHEAD; READ AT YOUR OWN
RISK [XD]

OKOKOK
I got it..I shall talk about... *guitar roll* XDD
Relationships! Because I know ppl out there are VERY confused and/or BLIND to what a "relationship" is.
I'd first like to start with the whole "friends with benefits" thing...
ITS NASTY/DIRTY/WRONG So if you are one of those "friends with a 'benefit'"
YOUR A WHORE. ^_^ Either you GO OUT with someone, or you STAY FRIENDS
PICK ONE..YOU CANT HAVE BOTH
Unless your fine with looking in the mirror everyday and being all:
" Ok! Time to go be a slut now! "
**Note: If your a GUY in this type of relationship
You= Man-whore
Hope your happy with yourself..
Whoah that was bitchy of me.. Oh well
The truth hurts duckies ^ ^ Srry if you've been shielded from the truth and now its smacking you in the face like a crazy drunk! [hehe..dont ask]

Now on to the GOOD relationships!
A good relationship is one where you are caring, compassionate, honest, and thoughtful of your boy/girl friend's feelings!
Lying to make them happy gets you NOWHERE.. ONE EXCEPTION:
If a girl asks something along the lines of: "Does this make me look fat/ make my butt look big?" The answer is: "I think you look beautiful in everything/anything you wear." DONT DIRECTLY ANSWER THAT QUESTION
Or else you'll get screwed over ^_^ xd

That's pretty much all I can think of that matters for no- ZOMG!!!
I forgot about "displays of affection" *wink wink*
Or as my school likes to call it PDA [PUBLIC displays of affection] Which is even MORE important!!
**NOTE** Dont follow these tips until you both feel ready. Dont pressure him/her into gettin' physical biggrin [ NOT LIKE FRICTION PHYSICAL THO..but same thing for that as well... Dont be an a** and try to pressure someone into a life altering decision like that..I mean.. how DESPERATE are you???..continuing sweatdrop ]

Do's:
hold hands [its sweet]
kiss [PECK..NOT TONSIL HOCKEY: NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT *gag*]
anything you feel comfortable with that isnt visually displeasing to those around you
ok? Good!

Dont's:
basically already explained it above ^^^^^^^ >_>;;

That's all you need to know. I am NOT giving you below the waist tips
SICKOS DXX


Byez *blows kisses* ^ ^
~ Be heart






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x PyroManiac Emi x
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commentCommented on: Mon Apr 21, 2008 @ 08:27pm
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-falls over giggling really hard-
XDDD
-bursts out laughing-
LMFAO!!! I LOVE IT! XD


commentCommented on: Mon Oct 13, 2008 @ 12:29pm
to many pda at my school then... wait why am i here @_@



haloinblue
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