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It's me..CNPE...
Okay, so this Free Journal originated in a cheap notebook. I just write whatever pops into my mind. So, forgive me when this veers off subject.

Okay...Go:

The cover just fell off my notebook. What kind of glue was holding the thing on there? Elmer's Spit? HOLY FUDGE ELMER HAS STICKY SPIT! Call the glue factory, stop production, and give Elmer a really big funnel. Elmer's Glue just got cheaper. The other day, I looked down, and there was a hairy spider on my leg. In spastic terror, I slapped him off. In my spasm, I threw my left leg back and smashed it on the foot of the bed. Now I have a grapefruit bruise on my heel. Stupid irony. The bruise hurts more than the spider bite would have. I wish I didn't have ninja reflexes...

*Drinks glue*

ELMER'S HERPES! ^_^

The End





 
 
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