One day Satan and Jesus were having a
conversation. Satan had just departed
from the Garden of Eden, and he was
gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir,
I just caught a World full of people
down there. I set me a trap and used a
little bait. I knew they couldn't
resist. Got 'em all!"
"What are you going to do with
them?" Jesus asked. Satan replied,
"Oh, I'm gonna have fun!
I'm gonna teach them how to marry
and divorce each other, how to hate and
abuse each other, how to drink and smoke
and curse. I'm gonna teach them how
to invent guns and bombs and kill each
other. I'm really gonna have
fun!" "And what will you do
when you get done with them?" Jesus
asked. "Oh, I'll kill
'em," Satan glared proudly.
"How much do you want for
them?" Jesus asked "Oh, you
don't want those people. They
ain't no good. See, you'll
take them and they'll just hate
you. They'll spit on you, curse you
then kill you. You don't want those
people!!" "How much?" He
asked again. Satan looked at Jesus and
sneered, "All your blood, tears,
and your life." Jesus said without
hesitation, "DONE!" Then He
paid the price. - Isn't it funny
how simple it is for people to trash God
and then wonder why the World's
going to Hell? - Isn't it funny
how someone can say "I believe in
God" but still follow Satan? -
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