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>> TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North
>> America .
>> MARIA : Here it is!
>> TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered
>> America ?
>> CLASS : Maria!
>>
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>> TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
>> FRANK : Because of the sign.
>> TEACHER : What sign?
>> FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead,
>> Go Slow."
>>
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>> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
>> multiplication on the floor?
>> JOHN : You told me to do it without using
>> tables!
>>
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>>
>>
>> TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
>> GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>> TEACHER : No, that's wrong
>> GL ENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me
>> how I spell it!
>>
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>> TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula
>> for water?
>> DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
>> TEACHER : What are you talking about?
>> DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
>>
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>>
>> TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we
>> have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
>> WINNIE : Me!
>>
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>> TEACHER : Goss, why do you ! always get so
>> dirty?
>> GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the
>> ground than you are.
>>
>>
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>> TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting
>> with "I."
>> MILLIE : I is...
>> TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
>> MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter
>> of the alphabet."
>>
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>>
>> TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of
>> COINCIDENCE?
>> TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
>> same day, same time."
>>
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>> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
>> father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
>> Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish
>> him?"
>> LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his
>> hand.
>>
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>>
>> TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you
>> say prayers before eating?
>> SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom
>> is a good cook.
>>
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>>
>> TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog"
>> is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy
>> his?
>> CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
>>
>>
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>>
>> TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who
>> keeps on talking when people are no longer
>> interested?
>> HAROLD : A teacher.
>>
>>
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