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Premature Sex
It's happened to a few of us, whether it was our fellow students in elementary...or the janitor. But I remember something that happened in my elementary school...

Premature Sex

Sally was a little kid

She knew a boy named sid

One day they decided to hid

and I believe we all know what they did...

they...

had...

PREMATURE SEX

PREMATURE SEX

in the school yard!

PREMATURE SEX

PREMATURE SEX

in the morning!...

He didnt know what a v****a was

She didnt know what a**l sex was

But they both...

had...

PREMATURE SEX

PREMATURE SEX

During lunch time!

PREMATURE SEX

PREMATURE SEX

in the afternoon!...

But all fun was lost

Because they where both caught by Mr.Frost

They both froze in fear

The teacher softly said "it's ok, it'll only last a second.."

and dropped his pants...

PREMATURE SEX

PREMATURE SEX

In the evening!

PREMATURE SEX

PREMATURE SEX

During dinner time!

Young sid and sally where just fine!

Even though the teacher was such a swine!

But eveything is fine

because...

they...

had...

PREMATURE SEX





Dead_Kung_Is_Dead_Too
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    David_1254-
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    commentCommented on: Sun May 11, 2008 @ 07:02am
    omfg!!
    that was awesome Time magazine are sayin "lil wayne couldnt have done it better"
    i also think we should name kung poo aka uncle giggly the second best rapper alive!!!!!!!! for his nice use of punchlines like"mr. frost made them froze"
    thats pure genius


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