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Learning to fly.
Journal time!
Margar had a dirty dream about me, check her journal shes supposed to write about it eventually. A quick over veiw of the dream though, she was having sex
with her boyfriend, and he pulled out and went hold one, then he pulled off his face and it was me, and we started having sex again.
That made me lol so hard, she was like, I can't believe I had a sex dream about you. I was like, I can't believe it took you so long.
On the topic of sex, Megan wrote something about sex in her journal. Amazingly though, it seems people are going to be cool with it so far.
Its late I need some sleep. Today was pretty uneventful, I woke up really late. Around 2pm..


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Sir Gregarious Kink XIII
Done having sex?

Only when I'm dead.

heart

I'll change that cool

Are you going to bomb my lobster? crying

Are you going to give me crabs?

Depends, do you like seafood?

I like tuna.. thats about it.
Then I will give you tuna.

You do realize I'm a man yes? People tend to think I'm an girl because of my avi....
Were still cool though right? You want top?

Your sig claims you are a man, and I am pretty good at reading words with no more than seven letters. But no, the top is mine.

Thats cool, I've been told things like.
Blue.. your a** is... Round
and you have a ba-donk-a-donk
so it will probably be more comfortable that way...
Although I have this problem with people being on my back, it seems to crush my testicles...
Yea my name is Blue sweatdrop
So if you start yelling my name, people are going to think your failing at red light green light... or football..

Can I call you my Blue Light Special?

As long as you have some sort of custom sex move to go with it...
That would be awesome cool

Hmmm, now I have to come up with a brand new position?
You are so needy. talk2hand

Just dont' hurt yourself sweatdrop
I once decided to created a sex move around the term "the scorpion"
While trying to explain my ideas to my friend I ended up face planting the ground, I only got a couple scratches though. They make me feel more manly =3

Ok, I came up with one.
I call it "The Electric Chair"
It's hard to explain, but it invovles a car battery.

As long as you don't try to get it into my a**, sounds kinky wink

Define "it".

The car, its not getting in my a** without 4 wheel drive or a battery. Did you think this threw?

This isn't going to work.
How am I going to fit the boat in there if there is no car to tow it?!

Your going to need to get a helicopter then >.>

But that would hurt. eek

Naw its cool, I sleep really hard. I'm going up now, see you in the morning? Seafood breakfast?

If by seafood you mean eight inches of rock hard...
...love.

Yea as long as your not ******** me with a piece of corral. Good night~

I sure hope this octopus doesn't count as coral. confused






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Elmovilla
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Mon May 12, 2008 @ 06:57pm


That conversation made me lol during spanish, i almost got yelled at. It like, made me day thoguh xd Ill post that journal now that im thinking of it.


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