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Kerr-chung arrives at the kindergarten wary for signs of trouble. suddenly he spots a larger than average kindergartener picking on a skinny little kid while a couple cronies are cheering him on. Kerr-chung approaches the bully and swings his sledgehammer down inches from the bully's toes with a loud KERR-CHUUUUNGGG!!! cracking the pavement. "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT A GIANT EYEBALL MAN?!?!" Kerr-chung yells at the lad.

The bully's pants begin to form a damp spot then gradually increases in size, and on the breeze a scent of fresh feces wafts by. The boy is too scared to move let alone talk. His cronies run, the little bullied kid runs a little ways away, then hides behind a bush to watch his nemesis face off with this newcomer.

START TALKING EVIL DOER!!! WHERE IS THE EYEBALL?? HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM? WHAT ARE YOUR SUPER POWERS?!?

The bully faints.
(and once again the day is saved thanks to Kerr-chung)

All the sudden the kids teacher comes running outside and begins screaming at Kerr-chung, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FIEND? LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE!! GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!"

Kerr-chung is somewhat taken aback by the teachers attitude, "I was saving the day" he says sheepishly. "Maybe you can reward me with snack time?"

"SNACK TIME?!? YOU ARE GOING TO BE SNACKING ON MY FIST IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!! GET OUT OF HERE. GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!" her face turns beet red and looks like it might explode.

Obviously not one to be reasoned with in her time of denial, Kerr-chung decides he will write her a nice letter explaning how the Bully has ties to a dark evil eyeball overlord who blows up refridgerators and TV's in a mad scheme to rule the world. Our hero wanders off into the sunset and spots a "hero" sandwich place and decided to go in and place an order. He'll write the letter later.

*excerpt from an RPG*