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A woman is complaining that her husband is bad at sex to her docter and the docter gives her some pills, "slip these in his drink at night."
That night the woman slips a fill into his coffee, and sure enough, they have wild sex, but the woman isn't satisfied, so the next night she slips in two pills. Again they have sex, but she wants more, so the next night she dumps the remaining pills all into his 42 oz beer. The next day the doctor calls. The womans son answers, and the doctor asks how his mom is doing. The boy replies, "Mom is dead, my a** hurts, sis is pregnant, and dad is out on the lawn naked yelling , here kitty, kitty, kitty."