Beep Boop Bop! Grr... Imma Robot!
It is a cloudy day in a city ravaged by crazy emotionless robots and geeky superheroes...
Forcast:
95% chance of rain with constant thunder and lightning.
.0322% chance of attacks from robots and ninja-agent-superheroes.
Robot Story2 Part 1
*freaky music starts playing* *duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh...* gonk *Robot pops up in front of screen* Hi!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember me? My name is RBot-284603 and I am a 6' robot. What? question Why are you backng away from me? cry Does my breath stink??? .......................... Oh yeah, I'm a robot, and robots don't have smelly breath!!! mrgreen Purr... whee It's gonna rain cloud-pee today. 3nodding How embarrassing for the clouds. redface Oops, dropped a screw. Oops, losing my mind. Raaaaaggggghhhhhhuuuuunnnnsdfghdjfgdrfgtljrhgfjhgnfgnhftijyrtyytppppffffffffttttttttttttssssssssshhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppp!!!!!!!!
Please stand by.
*dun dun duh* *static* *ssshhhhh* Yes, we need to cover this story, it is very important that people know the robot is losing his mind again... *taps mic* is this thing on? *background voice* We've been rolling the camera for a few minutes already. Oh... *Ahem* Is RBot losing his mind??? Stay tuned to find out!!!
Robot Story2 Part 2
Goo googly eyed poatao sandwhich!!! *starts raining* Uh... yeah... Okay, I think I'm normal again. I think... .......... I said I THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil Ahhraglefragle!!!!!!! Hmm... It's raining today... raining, 'cloud pee' get it??? Hahaha!!! rofl Good thing I have an antirust coating! xd Who needs to be waterproof anyway??? xp
Uh oh. This doesn't look good. I can't watch!!! *closes eyes* Tell me when it's over.
Robot Story2 Part 3
La di da di da~! 3nodding Purr... Climbing out the window!!!!!! *singing really badly* Oh, I'm climbing out the windoooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!! (Big finish. Lol.) mrgreen Giggly!!! 4laugh *giggle, giggle* *hops out window* La di da-- *freezes up* *short circuits* Bleep, bleep, bleep. Powering down... Powering down... *deep voice* Powering dooowwn... *falls flat on face* Bleh.
Sometimes, I wonder if RBot's brain fell out his ear or something... Oops, I forgot... He's a robot!!!
Robot Story2 Part 4
Next time I update I'll ask for a waterproof coating...
Hmm...
Robot Story2 Part 5
The moral of the story: "Stupid things happen to stupid robots."
Uh, yeah...
Hoped you enjoyed the story!!! heart Look for Imma Agent2, coming soon!!! mrgreen
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