In this journal entry, I'm jotting down some quotes I picked up in the last month. Some of these made me giggle, some made me smile, and most made me think. Enjoy!
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes." (Frieda Norris)
"Of the thirty-six ways of avoiding disaster, running away is best." (Unknown)
"If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully thoughout the entire catalog." (Sears Roebuck Catalog)
"Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions" (Cullen Hightower)
"That is the saving grace of humor. If you fail no one is laughing at you." ( A. Whitney Brown)
"Humor is a rubber sword; it allows you to make a point without drawing blood." (Mary Hirsch)
"There are worse things in life then death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurence salesman?" (Woody Allen)
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." (Mel Brooks)
"Don't forget to take advantage of our lifetime guarantee. It's good up to thirty days." (PC game. Forgot the name though...)
"My karma ran over my dogma." (Unknown)
"Everyone is entitled to my opinion." (Unknown)
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