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Mr.Green?
So I just watch the 3ed attempt to put the big green killing machine (A.K.A the "Hulk" a name that makes not the slightest since) since Marvel seems to take a very Disney like appeal that if we cram enough of our crap down their necks they are bound to like it not that im saying is the right angle. I cant particularly say that it was "Bad" but nor could i say it was captivating the 3ed time Ive seen the same bloody story told. They do add some twist that would make Mr.shamalamadingong proud such as the fact that Stan Lee himself is in the damn thing like he did in Iron Man and that a familiar character known as a Mr.Tony Stark played again by Robert Jr. is in it (oops probably ruined that for you) and as long as you dont have a brain the size of your average pea gravel you would have already diagnosed by the end of this sentence that they are going to make a move combining the 2 into one big super movie (there not only did i make the sentence very long but i also gave you the answer, happy now). Any who since it was written by Stan Lee the protagonist is a p***y who DOESNT want to use his power. instead he waste his life trying to "cure" himself with a spastic scientist he likes to call Mr.Blue ,possibly a next crappy super hero or some shaving cream product for all the hell i know, while he goes by a Mr.Green of same questionable clarity. It raised the question really of why he doesn't just go by that name it makes more since than the "Hulk". But on that train why doesn't he just deiced to kick the military's a** and become another Godzilla or why he doesn't work as the spokesman for that healthy Green Giant spinach crap. He would have made millions. Anyway i guess its a good movie if you into that sorta thing but will inevitably end up as a crappy move-baced video game =(. He a proposition lets make The Hulk but instead of green "monster" he could be a giant robot played by some a** kicking muscle builder from Batavia who kicks some serious a** with the help of witty catch lines and hot girls, oh and he can time travel too! That would be sweet.
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