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I'll get around to filling yorus out. But do mine? =P

||Note I had to break this down into parts. Stupid 2000 character limit for Journal comments.|| WHAT IF 1] I committed suicide: I'd go out and find a modern Necromancer to put your soul back where it belongs, in your body before it has time to decay. 2] I said I liked you: While suffering from the massive hemorrhaging from the shear shock, I would be filled with a joygasm. 3] I kissed you: Throw my arms around you and enjoy it, then run off with you to a place like Las Vegas where they have $10 Weddings/$50 Divorces and elope. 4] I lived next door to you: You'd have to buy a crowbar to whack me over the head a few good times just to keep me from pawing at your window. 5] I started smoking: Ask if you needed a light, using my welding torch in an attempt to dissuade you from picking up the disgusting habit. 6] I stole something: You already have. Stole my heart right from my chest. 7] I was hospitalized: If you needed blood, I'd give you mine. (AB-) If you needed a liver, a portion is all I need. If you needed a brain.... Well I'd walk right over to the Wizard of Oz and cut his right out. He's not using it anyways. twisted 8] I ran away from home: You'd be at my house, enjoying the splendors of a middle income family. Of course it is a bit hard having two unused bedrooms and an extra car that currently doesn't work, but meh, things always work out... for a price. 3nod 9] I got into a fight and you weren't there: When I found out about it, I'd contact my uncle, get a division of the Marines combat ready and descend on the perpetrator's house. Male or female, it's no holds barred for anyone who picks on you. Needless to say, an air strike would take out to many homes, so I can't rely on my friend in the Air Force. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY 1] Personality: You are the omniperson, burning bright with fiery passion, subdued by moon and candle light. Though but a single kiss lets anyone deep with your joyful soul. 2] Eyes: Like a flowing ocean, crescendoing and ebbing in the natural order of things. They seem so vast that I can help not but drown in them. 3] Face: Smooth and graceful, reminds me of cream pie. Pie........... *Nibbles on your cheek* Ooo.... Tasty too. heart 4] Hair: Elegant, like a bowl of angel hair pasta that has been thouroughly combed. Such a refined set of follicles could never suit anyone better. 5] Clothes: Clothes? What are those? Isn't the world just one big nudist colony? What people were crazy enough to ever decide to cover up what nature gave us, I'll never know. I just know they're long past dead. 6] Mannerisms: Your crude attempts to make me faulter are laughable. Did you really think you could make me falter on a single question? Then did your job, you have. :cry:

WHAT ABOUT US: 1] Who are you: I am the shadow up on the moon, I am the eyes that come from under your bed. I am your mirrored reflection, mimiking your actions with such a precision that only those who know me can truly say I'm insane. Of course the government wants everyone to believe I'm the norm. 2] Are we friends: After all this time you think we are but friends? Such a horrible thought has never been casted into my mind. I am you, for I am your reflection. Love me as much as you love yourself, lest I disappear and the world think you a vampire. 3] When and how did we meet: We met before the world was, an eternity had already passed, and an eternity still laid ahead of us. Only doth the veil cloth our minds so that meeting we shall not remember until it has been lifted once again. Of course, I cheated and took a peek around it to know this. 4] How have I affected you: You have brought light into the darkest abyss that has ever been known to man, to love and lost is far worse a fate when one believes they cannot be loved again. A mirror cannot reflect when there is no light. 5] What do you think of me: You are too sweet for a pick-up line, but I do hope I find you next in a library, so you wouldn't mind if I checked you out. 6] What's the fondest memory you have of me: That of reassurance. Nothing compares to the loss of all hope, just to have the curtain drawn back and be shown the world. It is a glorious thing, to know that there are people there who have been watching as I've stumbled in darkness, though I wonder why none of them pulled the curtain earlier. 7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies: Shall we cast lot against what fate has put into motion? Yea, I say we shall, for who are the fates that they meddle with the mortal affair. Life be short and only our desires ascend past the mortal clay. We shall never be enemies, but may become more than friends one day. 8] Do you love me? Hath no man, woman or child have shame? Thy question asks of that which burns in my bosom, and that burning says yes. Do you have a bucket of water on hand to put my fire out when I erupt in flames of love? 9] Have I ever hurt you: You've wounded my breast when you dug that blade of passion into my chest. It has ever since ached, though I think the internal bleeding has finally stopped. 10] Would you hug me: A simple hug is not sufficient, glomping on would only satisfy for the moment. A hug would become a snuggle, though that shows only how I care. 11] Would you kiss me: If you were but willing to kiss back, yes. Though the unreciprocated kiss would be as if you gave me the kiss of death. 12] Would you do me: To do or do not, there will be no try. What kingdom hath but the passionate night, bring forth the morning glory for us to know what fleshly cravings we may have satisfied. Of course, if we did instead of did not, I would be checking to make sure you hadn't hidden a blade to remove my bodily parts. 13] Would you marry me: If the above question is True, then the answer would thus be True as well. Should it happen to be False, maybe an orgy would change my mind. 14] Are we close: Closer than you realize. The farthest distance I could ever be from you at any give point is approximently 14,250 miles. Even then the miles thru the Earth would be less than that. 15] Emotionally, what stands out: The fact that you are with emotions. To be deprived of the neurological switches that cause feelings is a dire fate indeed, for they are not easily reactivated once on shut down. 16] Do you wish I was cooler: If you were any hotter, then you would be smoking. Let's not take that chance and go with the affirmative answer. 17] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I: You are a 97 on a scale of 1-100, so after divinding by pi, multipling by the derivative of quantom mechanics, minus the slice of cream pie, we get 9.7. 18] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it: Aublelicious. Because just calling you delicious is just to simple. 19] Am I loveable: No, your mangy,notorieble, messable, defillibrated and detestable. Oh... That is lovable. Sorry, my mistake. I thought you asked something else. 20] How long have you known me: I love math, but by taking the current date and going back an eternity, you have the mathmeticians nightmare. They would rather solve pi to it's 9 billionth decimile place 21] Describe me in one word: Undescribable. One word is not enough, two words are better, three would be great, four would be enough. But you didn't ask me to describe you in those amounts, so you'll just have to guess. 22] What was your first impression: First impressions are decieving, and I always wait until I get a second. Then there is the matter of getting a second opinion, which I'm waiting on Muju the Monkey to give me his thoughts. 23] Do you still think that way about me now: Refer to previous answer about getting second opinion. Only this time waiting of Buttercup the Dolphin. 24] What do you think my weakness is: Your weakness is my strength. That way, when we're together, no one will ever know and merely think I am kind to be doing something for you. 25] Do you think I'll get married: Statistically, there are more women in the world then there are men. However, war breaks out whenever those numbers have reversed. Based upon the number of bachleors that never get married and the number of men who are married more than once due to a divorce, the I have to say that the odds of you to stay a bachleorette are very slim to none. Your odds at being a widow are greater. 26] What about me makes you happy: Just that you talk to me, allow me to humble myself and be a part of the role-plays that you've created. 27] What about me makes you sad: You never call, write, fax, or e-mail me. Is it just me or does that not look like there is something wrong. I mean really, do you honestly think a PM holds weight like those others? 28] What reminds you of me: Paris Hilton's catch phrase, "That's hot." Of course, that reminds me of hot pink, and I just love how you put all our names in that color. Trying to blend us in with the color of your hair. Wait a minute, are we a shame to you? Is that why you need to try to hide us with your hair? You don't love me anymore. 29] What's something you would change about me: Your soul. It is so massive that I get utterly lost in it. You've invited me in and yet refuse my departure. Some could say that your a succubus if you keep doing this to men. 30] How well do you know me: Better than you know. I know every nook and cranny on your body, it's scary. I always keep a road map of you just in case I get lost in one of the crevices that I haven't take more time to explore. Did you know that you have some earwax in your left ear that looks like Ronald Regan? And I swear I saw Prime Minister Blair in the other. 31] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't: Yes, and I still can't :XD It wouldn't be proper and everyone could read it. I'd be embarassed. :wink: 32] Do you think I would kill someone: I don't think you have it in you... Then again, there is this knife you stabbed in my chest, so I might be wrong. How I'm surviving, I don't know, though it'll kill me if you ever decide to take it back. Oo... I just noticed the heart key chain you have on the hilt. :heart: 33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Yes, and I wonder what wacky and zany answers you'll give me. Mind you, despite appearances, real answers do lie hidden. But I don't kiss and tell, so you have to figure out which ones have hidden meanings. :big:

WHAT IF:
1] I committed suicide: I would probably never find out. If I did, there?d be no end to my tears.
2] I said I liked you: Well, I like you too! ^^
3] I kissed you: I?d kiss you back.
4] I lived next door to you: You?d probably have to file a restraining order. >.>
5] I started smoking: I?d be scared and tell you to stop.
6] I stole something: I?d probably never find out. Unless the thing you stole was mine. Which wopuldn?t be very likely at all.
7] I was hospitalized: I?d send you flowers and stuff. If I could send stuff to Canada. >_<
8] I ran away from home: I wouldn?t be able to talk to you, unless you came here.
9] I got into a fight and you weren't there: I?d wish you luck and hope you beat the other person?s a**. XP

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
1] Personality: Weet!
2] Eyes: Woot!
3] Face: Woot!
4] Hair: Woot!
5] Clothes: ??? What clothes? . . . I mean. . . I?ve only seen your face. <_<
6] Mannerisms: Wow.

WHAT ABOUT US:
1] Who are you: Not a rat, and someone who thinks you're special.
2] Are we friends: I would hope so. I think we are.
3] When and how did we meet: Some guild here, a few months ago.
4] How have I affected you: Wonderfully
5] What do you think of me: Woot!
6] What's the fondest memory you have of me: Every time I think of you.
7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies: As long as possible
8] Do you love me?: If you said you loved me. And I don't see how anyone could not love you, anyways
9] Have I ever hurt you: Not that I know of
10] Would you hug me: If it was expected
11] Would you kiss me: If it was returned
12] Would you do me: Look below V
13] Would you marry me: Must you ask?
14] Are we close: I would think we are.
15] Emotionally, what stands out: The total Leahness
16] Do you wish I was cooler: How could you be?
17] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I: 10.2
18] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it: Teh Wootness! Well, you are. >_>
19] Am I loveable: Duh.
20] How long have you known me: Few months
21] Describe me in one word: Leah
22] What was your first impression: Whew!
23] Do you still think that way about me now: No doubt
24] What do you think my weakness is: I dunno
25] Do you think I'll get married: Yeah. . . How could you not?
26] What about me makes you happy: You. ^_^
27] What about me makes you sad: Nothing.
28] What reminds you of me: Sock-rocking fun.
29] What's something you would change about me: What would I be able to change? You're perfect, the way I see it.
30] How well do you know me:
31] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't: Hell yeah
32] Do you think I would kill someone: If you did, it'd better be the perfect murder.
33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? I don't see why not!

WHAT IF: 1] I committed suicide: I'd be in shock. Then, lose all respect for you. 2] I said I liked you: O.o Well, I wouln't see that one coming first. Then, my face would be red like crazy. 3] I kissed you: After overcoming my shock, and plant a fiery one on you! ~_^ 4] I lived next door to you: Oh, we'd have a lot of fun. Cruising up and down mainstreet and giving the cops hell! XD 5] I started smoking: I'd....hide your cigs? 6] I stole something: I'd be in shock, and make you return it. 7] I was hospitalized: I'd be in the hospital for a hella long time to see if you were ok. 8] I ran away from home: I'd offer you a place to stay. 9] I got into a fight and you weren't there: Track down whoever beat you up, then give 'em hell. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: 1] Personality: Silly and nice 2] Eyes: Hawt 3] Face: Hawt 4] Hair: Hawt 5] Clothes: Erm...haven't seen them. Hawt? 6] Mannerisms: Hawt?? XD WHAT ABOUT US: 1] Who are you: Just silly guy who likes to joke around. XP 2] Are we friends: Hell yes 3] When and how did we meet: At CYT some months ago. 4] How have I affected you: Well... affected me as in gaining a great friend! Ha! I thought of a good one! XD 5] What do you think of me: I think you're a great person to chum around with. 6] What's the fondest memory you have of me: Just joking around and planning what should happen in RPs. 7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies: For as long as we want! 8] Do you love me? As a friend, hell yes. 9] Have I ever hurt you: Nope 10] Would you hug me: Hell yes 11] Would you kiss me: Hell yes 12] Would you do me: Hmm... If it was appropriate, hell yes. 13] Would you marry me: Hmm...Lemme get back to you on that. XP 14] Are we close: Hell yes 15] Emotionally, what stands out: Great sense of humor 16] Do you wish I was cooler: Nope 17] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I: 10 18] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it: Hmm... Valentine? Just because? XP 19] Am I loveable: Oh yeah 20] How long have you known me: A few months 21] Describe me in one word: Fun 22] What was your first impression: Really nice. 23] Do you still think that way about me now: Hell yes 24] What do you think my weakness is: Hmm... Dunno. 25] Do you think I'll get married: Hell yes 26] What about me makes you happy: Just hanging around with you. 27] What about me makes you sad: Nothing 28] What reminds you of me: Fantasy princesses 29] What's something you would change about me: Nothing 30] How well do you know me: Damn well, I'd say! 31] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't: Nope 32] Do you think I would kill someone: Hmm... Well, depends on what was happening. 33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? XD Geee.... I wonder where you got this from?

WHAT IF: 1] I committed suicide: I'd cry. 2] I said I liked you: hug you. 3] I kissed you: Kiss you back. 4] I lived next door to you: Never leave you alone. 5] I started smoking: Feel a bit ashamed but still respect you. 6] I stole something: Pat you on the back for not getting caught. 7] I was hospitalized: I'd visit you every day. 8] I ran away from home: Offer you my house to stay in. 9] I got into a fight and you weren't there: If you won, i'd congrat you, if you lost i'd hunt the person down. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: 1] Personality: Awesome 2] Eyes: Hot 3] Face: Hot 4] Hair: Hot 5] Clothes: Hot 6] Mannerisms: Hot WHAT ABOUT US: 1] Who are you: Manthus 2] Are we friends: Yes 3] When and how did we meet: CAK. About 3-4 months ago 4] How have I affected you: You cheered me up 5] What do you think of me: Beautiful and awesome 6] What's the fondest memory you have of me: Just talking to you 7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies: Probably forever.. 8] Do you love me? Yes 9] Have I ever hurt you: No 10] Would you hug me: Yes 11] Would you kiss me: Yes 12] Would you do me: Yes! 13] Would you marry me: Yes!! 14] Are we close: Yes very 15] Emotionally, what stands out: Your great personality 16] Do you wish I was cooler: Hell ******** no 17] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I: 10+ 18] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it: Leah, its what you told me to call you. 19] Am I loveable: Yes 20] How long have you known me: 3-4 months 21] Describe me in one word: Awesome 22] What was your first impression: "She's nice." 23] Do you still think that way about me now: Of course. 24] What do you think my weakness is: You dont have one, you're super woman 25] Do you think I'll get married: Yeah 26] What about me makes you happy Just how nice you are 27] What about me makes you sad: Nothing 28] What reminds you of me: A rose. 29] What's something you would change about me: I'd have you live next to me. 30] How well do you know me: Not that well but we're getting there! 31] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't: No 32] Do you think I would kill someone: Probably in self defense maybe.. 33] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? Sure what the ********