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Narrator: we rejoin our heroes iDarkness A.K.A Devin and Ravemaster1342A.K.A Mike after Devin succesfully captured pokemon # 493 Arceus
Mike: I thought you were gonna quit?
Narrator: they gave me a raise
Devin: Just start the chapter! scream
An earthquake happens
Dev and Mike:Woah!
Mike: It seems that capturing arceus has disrupted the universe
Dev: exactly
Dev's phone rings
Oak: hello, hellooo is anyone there
iDarkness: why hello Professor
Oak: ah,yes hello Devin,Mike
Mike:why aren't you wearing pants
Oak:the worlds falling apart,I have to make the best of it. come on out girls
100 strippers come on to the screen
Strippers: hiii heart wink
Mike : why hello ladies
Oak with southern accent : stay away from mah strippas biatch
Dev eek
Oak :like I was saying the world is falling apart cough cough Devin cough cough and in order to save it you must use the Darkness sapphire
Mike : isnt that one of several jewels that unlock awesome power when all are together and are scattered across different worlds
Oak: indeed
Dev: so where is this jewel
Oak: The origin cave I also sent Dawn there
Mike: To the origin cave!
So Devin and Mike went to the origin cave
Dev: alright we're here...this...is... confusing
Mike: lets try, up down up down left right left right
So Devin and Mike continued their journey
Dev: alright this is the last door
Mike:wait I hear something
Giratina: Gyaooo Gahyooo Gahyooooooooo
Dev: ok lets go through
Dev and Mike: eek eek
Mike: woah Dawn, I didnt think you'd let Giratina rape you like that
Dev: hey there's the sapphire
Goes and picks up saphire
End Of chapter