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WOOT! School is going oh-so-great!! I made a lot of friends and classes are great!! Hee hee I can't believe I over-reacted about school starting. Oh well! Lol, oh and the guys who are reading my journal! I'm going to write about 22 facts about girls.. And there are REALLY helpful! Here goes:

1.) If a girl calls more than 3 times within a 4 hour time span, she's not just calling to talk- she's calling because she wants to hear your voice.
2.) She may smile and seem interested when you talk about your girlfriend, but if she really likes you, on the inside, she's screaming.
3.) No girl will ever admit to being too skinny.
4.) If a girl makes herself available to talk to you at all hours, she's fallen for you or she likes you as a best friend.
5.) When a girl whines and complains about her parents, she's not trying to whine and complain; she's just trying to relieve her stress to someone she thinks cares.
6.) Every girl wants to be dreamed about. (Trust me on that..)
7.) Just because she smiles at your jokes doesn't mean they're funny.
8.) We enjoy staying in groups with our friends; we really, really like the buddy system. So, if you're anxious talking to a girl when she's in 'pack mode', just wait until her and a friend leave the group- that's when she's the easiest to talk to.
9.) Girls won't wait on someone to love them forever. Eventually, girls get tired and move on, so if you like her too, tell her.
10.) Girls may say we don't get jealous, but girls all are.
11.) If a girl offers to help you with something without you asking, she either likes you or she's just being plain nice.
12.) Talking to guys is a major thing; most of the time, we rehearse everything we could possibly say in our heads to make sure it sounds fine. (Not me! I just say anything! But not every girls does that. I'm just weird and one-of-a-kind!)
13.) Pick up lines are terrible. Girls hate them, even if they are funny. (But I'll laugh if you used a really corny and cheesey line.)
14.) If a girl spends more than an hour putting on make up, she's self-absorbed and self-concious. (Like all bitches! Me and my friends at least take about 10 minutes.. Nvm about me! I don't wear make up!)
15.) Dating a guy who stresses over everything we do only stresses us out even more. (Duh!)
16.) A girl's biggest fear is being rejected. If you're going to say no, at least be friendly about it- never, ever just say no and walk away. (I know! It hurts ya know!)
17.) If a girl catches you looking at her, she's immediantly wondering about it. It's like, 'Why is he looking at me?' or 'I wonder what he's thinking...' But stare at her too often and she's apt to feel uncomfortable around you. (Yea.. When guys stare at me I just think about that.)
18.) Girls don't intentionally mean to be bitchy. We're just overloaded with stuff and that's how it comes out.
19.) Girls are very fickle. One day we may say that we like that red and black shirt, but tomorrow we might just hate it. It's just the way we are. (We are moody!)
20.) If a girl calls a guy for the first time, she may sound cool and collected, but she's really freaking out inside. It's like, "OMG, what the hell do I say?! HOLY ********. HOLY ********!! WHAT DO I SAY!?!?!?" (Lmao!! So true!!)
21.) If a girl calls you crying, it's because she trusts you to help her sort out her problems, whatever they may be. (If she does call you then her best friends are not there for her so PICK UP THE PHONE AND LISTEN!)
22.) When a girl refuses to talk to you, you've messed up big time. (Big time buddy!)

Lol, okay those are my 22 facts about girls! This is so true so, yea follow this!! biggrin
Well cya guys later! Bye! whee