FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk @ss is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.
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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild sh!t will happen and set up rally points.
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "D@mn...that sh!t was fun."
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: laugh at you.
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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds @ss that left you.
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that sh!t, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
TEXAS Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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FRIENDS:Will talk sh!t to the person who talks sh!t about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will knock them the F#ck out!!
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FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICK@SS TEXAS FRIENDS!
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