"congratulations.....comissionare....."
"wanna see a magic trick? i will make this pencil dissappear! *BAM* taa-daa! its...gone!"
"HAAAHAA HA HAAA! i dont wanna kill you, you complete me....without you i wouldnt eveen get this far!"
"here's my card..."
"wanna know how i got these scars? my father was a..drinker, and one night he came home crazier than usual, my mother got the knife and father doesnt like that, so he took the knife and put the blade into my mouth and said "WHY SO SERIOUS!?" then he said "LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!"
-joker holds a cop and puts a blade by his throat-
cop-"what do you want!?"
joker-"i just want my phone call..."
gordon-"all that was in his pockets were knives....lint...bubblegum....paper....5 decks of cards....a trashbag....some eyliner and listick..."
cop-"how did he fit all of that in his-"
gordon-"it wasnt all in his pockets...."
From the batman trailer parody.
