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S: Ugh. Hey, Naruto?
N: What?
S: Did you know there's flash-fan fiction of us on the internet?
N: Cool!
S: Do you even know what that is?
N: ...Yeah. Okay, you take a kunai and you tap, tap, tap, tap, and it's fiction, so it's flash fiction.
S: Come take a look at this, will ya?
N: Hahaha, nice face Sasuke.
S: Look lower, Naruto.
N: Hey Sasuke, why is your hand down my pants?
S: I don't know, you idiot. It's a picture.
N: You dropped a shuriken in my pants, right? You're trying to get it out. That must be it.
S: Why are you asking me? I didn't draw this.
N: And that's a kunai in your pants right? Right?!
S: *Slap* Ok, get yourself together. There's more.
S: Agh, look at this one...
N: Hey, it's nine-tailed fox me.
S: Yeah and look at what those nine tails are going into.
N: That's my yah...*Throws up*
S: Ugh, this is madness.
N: EUGH! This is Sparta!
N: Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
S: Hey, are you playing mindsweeper in my computer again?
N: Nooo....Solitare. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
N: Who are these people?
S: They're called 'cosplayers' apparently.
N: Hn. Don't you think it's creepy when people dress up like us and pretend to be us?
S: Even creepier when they start making out with each other.
S/N: Uegghh.
S: Ugh. This is so disgusting and so uncanny. We aren't gay at all and we certainly don't do that with our headbands.
N: Damn...no....package. Sasuke! Can I sprinkle you package on my noodles?
S: Yeah, sure.
N: Duhh.....I....not, not...in that.....you know
S: Yeah, no.
N: Nhhh.
S: This never leaves the room.
N: Woah, well what website are you on anyway?
S: I don't know. Let me check.....
N: Daaaaveeeaannnnart.
S: Learn to read, you idiot. You're embarrassing yourself. It's DeviantART. Hmm.
N: Sasuke.....maybe this is the 'a*****e' of the internet we've been hearing about.
S: No, that's 4Chan. This is supose to be the 'armpit' of the internet.
N: Why? Cause it's all enflamed and fungled and covered in insistant hair that doesn't grow in the right direction and smells like an oly-old man bathing in, in mexican food?
S: Aha.
N: TOPPED...in whipped cream. With maybe a little bit of aromtatic inscents in there just to...sort of even things out but it doesn't work like polpuri.
S: Ewg, please, go have a shower.
N: Wha, ug.....yeah.
S: Alright, c'mon internet armpit, open your pours and show me some sassy Itachi....
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