Ooook. Are ya ready for this?
[WARNING: If you LIKE this pairing, you might not want to read.
And guess what? This rant has OPINIONS. Oh. My. Gosh. You know, the ideas people have a right to express. And how I looove to express mine. 'If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.' Got it? GOOD.]
[RANT]
Hmmm. AkuRiku.
I'm not sure where to start.
Saying it outloud makes me twitch.
... That's a brilliant ice breaker.
YOUR FACE. IT MAKES ME TWITCH. LETS BE FRIENDS.
Ok. I'm srs.
RikuAku... Not as common as AkuRiku, I guess. I haven't really seen RikuAku. Well, half the problem's gone. Now to obliterate the other.
If only that was possible. Sadly, once enough people love a couple... They're too stubborn to let it die out. Which is what I think should happen to that pair.
It's just... Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
EW.
Gah, I just can't STAND it. Here's a list of my reactions to this couple, when I see it in either fanfiction format, AMV format, slideshow format, or anyother possible way AkuRiku could ever be expressed:
o1; Blank stare
o2; Shiver
o3; Glare
o4; Scoff/scowl [o3 and o4 can be switched when need be]
o5; Shake of the head
o6; Annoyed mutterings
o7; Scrunching of the nose in the typical EW face
o8; Immediate flee-ing of the offending page
o9; Search of the following loved pairs, but not limited to: AkuRoku, DemyRoku, DemyZexy, Cleon
Heehee. Yeah. I had to go look up AkuRiku stuff for a moment to find out my natural reaction. Made me lol afterwards, though.
It's all for the sake of science ranting.
In all honesty, I just can't see them together like that. Two semez DO NOT FIT. Gawddamnit. A negative and a negative WILL NOT give up the PRIDE of being a negative. IT WILL NOT SAY, "Ohmygosh, sure, I'll change and bend down for you to be positive!" You know?
Axel nor Riku would be ******** UKE.
= INTENSE POWERSTRUGGLE.
I mean REALLY.
Look at Riku.
He didn't want help while in the darkness. He wanted to do things HIS way. He wouldn't really listen to Sora. HE would find Kairi, because HE is the most wonderful and POOWERFUL man in ALL the worlds.
******** egotistical b*****d.
And Axel.
He's the smartest character in the whole--
I'm not getting into that. I'm saving that for my Axel special.
But yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
I guess I can kinda see how Riku would be uke, though.
If you take away his stubborness, self-control and all that. But that would be destroying his character. Which is stupid and slightly insulting, since they're not your characters to butcher in the first place.
It just... There is absolutly NO WAY to get them together, in my eyes, without destroying the wonderful people they were developed to be.
I can't see either of them being as weak, emotionally or otherwise, as to be uke. Their pride/stubborness wouldn't let the other win.
Best friends, I can handle.
Brothers, I can handle.
Just don't put either of the two strongest characters into the position of being weak.
And they ARE, in my opinion, the two strongest.
Each did everything they could to help the person(s) they love(d). [I'll go into more detail about that in their personal rants.]
Yeah.
TAKE THAT, STUPID, MESSED UP FANGIRLS OF THE WORST PAIRING IN KINGDOM HEARTS HISTORY.
Put that in a pipe and smoke it.
scream
Mmhm. I feel like this isn't long enough.
So I think I should mention the fact that thinking about that pairing just all around puts me into a highly annoyed mood.
Which is a big reason I wasn't happy today. Stupidfothermuckingcouple.
It just makes my stomach... I dunno. You know that feeling when you just can't STAND something? It just leaves the worst kind of butterflies in your tummy, and you just wanna smash something.
And it kinda makes me sad, too.
Because then I think about Roxas and Sora, and how their 'semes' getting together would effect them.
AHHA. It makes me sad.
Which makes me annoyed.
Because my emotions are messed up and mixed like that.
So.
All-in-all. 1 + 1 does not = 3. 1 + 2 = 3.
Heehee.
I dunno, I just had to say it.
Srsly: Aku + Riku = smack to your face and annoyed pissed/sad cloud over my head.
I do think this is one of the only things that piss. Me. OFF.
[/RANT]
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Woohoo.
I'm not happy with this raaaant. I don't think I expressed well enough how ******** MUCH I HATE THIS PAIRING. gonk
And no, it wasn't intended to be a bashing, or a reason for anyone not to like them. It's just how I think of those two together.
Wee.
[Up next on: Roxas' Ranting Space!
Roxas tells the world of his opinions on the seemingly 'cannon' couple... RIKUSORA.
[[croud goes wild]]
Stay tuned. scream ]
[WARNING: If you LIKE this pairing, you might not want to read.
And guess what? This rant has OPINIONS. Oh. My. Gosh. You know, the ideas people have a right to express. And how I looove to express mine. 'If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.' Got it? GOOD.]
[RANT]
Hmmm. AkuRiku.
I'm not sure where to start.
Saying it outloud makes me twitch.
... That's a brilliant ice breaker.
YOUR FACE. IT MAKES ME TWITCH. LETS BE FRIENDS.
Ok. I'm srs.
RikuAku... Not as common as AkuRiku, I guess. I haven't really seen RikuAku. Well, half the problem's gone. Now to obliterate the other.
If only that was possible. Sadly, once enough people love a couple... They're too stubborn to let it die out. Which is what I think should happen to that pair.
It's just... Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
EW.
Gah, I just can't STAND it. Here's a list of my reactions to this couple, when I see it in either fanfiction format, AMV format, slideshow format, or anyother possible way AkuRiku could ever be expressed:
o1; Blank stare
o2; Shiver
o3; Glare
o4; Scoff/scowl [o3 and o4 can be switched when need be]
o5; Shake of the head
o6; Annoyed mutterings
o7; Scrunching of the nose in the typical EW face
o8; Immediate flee-ing of the offending page
o9; Search of the following loved pairs, but not limited to: AkuRoku, DemyRoku, DemyZexy, Cleon
Heehee. Yeah. I had to go look up AkuRiku stuff for a moment to find out my natural reaction. Made me lol afterwards, though.
It's all for the sake of science ranting.
In all honesty, I just can't see them together like that. Two semez DO NOT FIT. Gawddamnit. A negative and a negative WILL NOT give up the PRIDE of being a negative. IT WILL NOT SAY, "Ohmygosh, sure, I'll change and bend down for you to be positive!" You know?
Axel nor Riku would be ******** UKE.
= INTENSE POWERSTRUGGLE.
I mean REALLY.
Look at Riku.
He didn't want help while in the darkness. He wanted to do things HIS way. He wouldn't really listen to Sora. HE would find Kairi, because HE is the most wonderful and POOWERFUL man in ALL the worlds.
******** egotistical b*****d.
And Axel.
He's the smartest character in the whole--
I'm not getting into that. I'm saving that for my Axel special.
But yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
I guess I can kinda see how Riku would be uke, though.
If you take away his stubborness, self-control and all that. But that would be destroying his character. Which is stupid and slightly insulting, since they're not your characters to butcher in the first place.
It just... There is absolutly NO WAY to get them together, in my eyes, without destroying the wonderful people they were developed to be.
I can't see either of them being as weak, emotionally or otherwise, as to be uke. Their pride/stubborness wouldn't let the other win.
Best friends, I can handle.
Brothers, I can handle.
Just don't put either of the two strongest characters into the position of being weak.
And they ARE, in my opinion, the two strongest.
Each did everything they could to help the person(s) they love(d). [I'll go into more detail about that in their personal rants.]
Yeah.
TAKE THAT, STUPID, MESSED UP FANGIRLS OF THE WORST PAIRING IN KINGDOM HEARTS HISTORY.
Put that in a pipe and smoke it.
scream
Mmhm. I feel like this isn't long enough.
So I think I should mention the fact that thinking about that pairing just all around puts me into a highly annoyed mood.
Which is a big reason I wasn't happy today. Stupidfothermuckingcouple.
It just makes my stomach... I dunno. You know that feeling when you just can't STAND something? It just leaves the worst kind of butterflies in your tummy, and you just wanna smash something.
And it kinda makes me sad, too.
Because then I think about Roxas and Sora, and how their 'semes' getting together would effect them.
AHHA. It makes me sad.
Which makes me annoyed.
Because my emotions are messed up and mixed like that.
So.
All-in-all. 1 + 1 does not = 3. 1 + 2 = 3.
Heehee.
I dunno, I just had to say it.
Srsly: Aku + Riku = smack to your face and annoyed pissed/sad cloud over my head.
I do think this is one of the only things that piss. Me. OFF.
[/RANT]
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Woohoo.
I'm not happy with this raaaant. I don't think I expressed well enough how ******** MUCH I HATE THIS PAIRING. gonk
And no, it wasn't intended to be a bashing, or a reason for anyone not to like them. It's just how I think of those two together.
Wee.
[Up next on: Roxas' Ranting Space!
Roxas tells the world of his opinions on the seemingly 'cannon' couple... RIKUSORA.
[[croud goes wild]]
Stay tuned. scream ]
