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W00T JUST GOT MY CONTACTS!! oops sorry bout that forgot caps lock was on sweatdrop
hmmm i wonder who was the first guy to sit there and say "hmmm...i think it would help my eyesight if i shoved this little peice of plastic in my eye....." *twenty min later the same guy sitting there grinning with his eyes swollen cause the plastic was dirty* "oh yes...it helped...feel bad for ray though." *flashes over to ray writhing in pain on the floor* "poor ray...really shouldn't have tried glass...." *other random people nodding.* rays girl friend shouting "DON'T JUST STAND THERE SOMEBODY HELP HIM!!!!!" they try but none of them can see very well cause they all followed jims advice to shove plastic in theyre eyes. the doctor finally comes just looks shakes his head and leaves cause theese people were just being stupid. but he likes the plastic idea so he tweaks it and ta-da! contacts were made. yep...thats how it happened all right. (ray died).... crying twisted
yes i know zanep or one of you are going to post some uber long real history of the contacts.