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Interviewing The Good Guys!
Socks: Helloooooo! And welcome to our brand new Talk show! We like to call this little doozy "Interviewing..." This week we're Interviewing The Good Guys!!!!!
Welcome to the show tonight!
Ok, The question is...
Bank robbery, how would you handle it?
Batman?
Batman: I would fly in through the window, kick some people around while the others watch and then becuase they are so amazed by my kung-fu moves, they won't shoot me or the hostages!
Socks: James Bond?
007:Yes, you see, I would have M call Q to just get me a watch with sleeping darts in it and just put them all to sleep.
Socks: Smart arse stare ...Moving on, Spiderman?
Spiderman: I'd spin 'em all up in my white sticky stuff! Oh Yeah!
Socks: Ew! Gross!
Spiderman: No! I meant my webs!
Socks: Sure you did, and i'm the tooth fairy! Security get this guy outta here!
Spiderman: Noooooooooooo
Socks: Superman?
Superman: Just walk in and knock there heads together...they can't hurt me.
Socks: Show off stare
Next question! How would you pick up the Ladies?
Batman: I'd sow them my HUGE mansion and the Batmobile.
Socks: I don't think the boy wonder would be happy about you leaving him for the ladies! xd
007: Have you seen a single one of my movies?
Socks: Good point...Moving on!
Spiderman: SPIN THEM IN MY WHITE STICKY STUFF!!!!
Socks: Someone shut that window!!!
Superman: I-
Socks: Actually, I'm surprised you can even get Lois wearing those underpants over your tights.
Superman: crying
Socks: Oh Suck it up man! You're supposed to be "the man of steel"!!!
Anyway, That's all we have time for this week folks! Join us next time where we Interview The Bad Guys!!!!!
Cameraman: Aaaaaand cut!
Socks: Finally! Get these pathetic excuses for good guys outta here! And get Spiderman back in here! *mumble* I'll give Butch a call, he should find him...interesting *mumble*
edit: I'm taking requests for villains to be interviewed next show!
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