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Even though this is a Sailor Moon fic, I decided to add a couple more people to give a little extra spice. They are the Z warriors from 'Dragon Ball Z' and the Reikia Tantei {Spirit World Detectives} from 'YuYuHakusho'

If you don't know who they are you won't get very lost. The reason this isn't in the crossover section is because the others don't really deal in the story much; they're just there to add to the embarrassment a bit more.

Anyway, with all that aside, I hope you enjoy the short story. Please review and thanks.


“I can’t believe you’re going to do it Rei!” Minako squeals.

“This is so gross and unsettling.” Ami says while burying her face into her hands.

“Thanks for letting me borrow it Michiru!” The raven-haired pyro says, grinning excitedly.

All of them standing in the corridor just outside the throne room of the Moon Palace, giggling like little school girls, even Haruka was taking part in it.

Rei had just been married to Jedite a couple weeks ago and she got the feeling that he was already starting to ignore her, so she decided to get his attention in the most unusual way.

She had practiced walking with it all day. It was very uncomfortable but it was going to be worth it. The girls would help her with it and give her a boring story to start the entire joke off with.

It was a peaceful day in the palace, yet with lots of guests. Rei blushed, she was going to embarrass herself in front of all the Z fighters, not to mention the Reikai Tantei. She straitened up, she didn’t care, as long as it scared the hell out of Jedite. And all the girl would be there to support her. She walked into the throne room first with each of the girls following one by one.

She giggled at the scene before her. Seiya and Yaten were fighting, as usual. Taiki was reading her poetry, trying to avoid the tiff. The Z warriors betting on who would get the bloody nose first out of the fight. Queen Serenity was giggling over the tiff and talking with Princess Kakyuu. Hiei, sitting in a corner chair and resting. Jedite was talking to Kurama, an easy conversation about their mothers. Genkai was training Yusuke outside with Kuwabara completely lost with everybody.

Rei walked up to Jedite and started flashing the new jean skirt that Minako had bought for her. It stopped just above her knees and had a small bunch of red roses sewn onto the right hip. The bottom frayed out, giving the image of a sort of flower. She curtsied and twirled for him. He didn’t even flinch. She groaned. “Look Jed. Isn’t this beautiful? Mina bought if for me.”

“Yeah, yeah, beautiful. Uh-huh.”

Rei leaned down a bit till she was face to face with him. He looked at her curiously. She grinned, “You wanna see what’s underneath?” She stood back up strait, grabbed the bottom of her skirt and lifted it up.

Everybody stopped what they were doing and gasped in surprise. Even Hiei opened one eye to see the scene taking place. There it stood, erect and inches away from Jedite’s face. A strap-on, bobbing in front of him. His eyes crossed to see the thing.

The girls fell over laughing, holding their stomachs from the pain. Jedite finally backed away from it, getting his senses back.

“Where the hell did you get that thing?” Jedite asked with shock still in his voice.

Rei giggled evilly.

Finally, the initial shock passed and everybody started laughing at the funky faces Jedite was making. Rei grinned and leaned down once more while taking the toy off. “Let that be a lesson to you.”

She smiled then walked off happily leaving Jedite completely blank.