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Rikku sat happily in besaid, watching the sun go by. Yuna walked up to her and looked at the sea.
"Beautiful..isn't it?" Yuna smiled and replied "Yeah but...it's not as beautiful as my...COKE!!!"
Rikku gasped "But's that's forbidden by New Yevon" ((Those scum>< wink ) Yuna grinned. "You want some?" She waved the bottle teaseingly under RIkku's nose. Rikku could smell it. She licked her lips "Go on then!"

"Oh no! Sorry!! But no one gets my coke!"

"So you tell me this after you offer it to me?"

"Pretty much" At this Rikku just nodded. Then she jumped on her. "RAGGGHHHHH!!! Give me the coke!!!"

"Uh, no way no way!!! My cokie!!!" as they are fighting Paine comes by. The coke bottle fell out of Yuna's hand. "Ooooh COKE!!!" Yuna and Rikku turned to see her. "Get her!!!" Paine looked up from the bottle to see them coming after her "EEEKKK!" Paine yelled "I...MUST RUN!!!" And she does just that. Rikku and Yuna struggled to get off the ground, Rikku pushed Yun adown to get a head start. "Give back the COKE!"

"Yeah right! It's the forbidden drink! I'll take it down with me to the end!"

"Then I'll bring you to the end!" Yuna drew out her guns."I'm warning you Paine. Give it back." Paine smiled "You can't kill me."

"I can try." Tidus, Wakka and the Besaid Aurochs were playing Blitzball nearby, when they saw twhat was going on. "Yuna, no!!!" Tidus called out. "This is for coke! Anything goes!" Tidus stopped "That's fot COKE?!? RAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!" He jumped on Paine from behind and stole the coke. "Ha! Now the coke is mine!" Wakka looked up. "COKE? Me want!"

"No touchie my cokie!" Wakka layed down and cried."HAHA!" Tidus ran off. Paine, Yuna and Rikku looked back behind her. "Oh no! Paine fell down the cliff!!!"

"That cliffs been causing trouble fday one!" Ignoreing Paine, they carried running after Tidus. Yuna drew out her guns again and shot at his feel. "YEEWOCH! Man that smarts!" Yuna laughed. "Now dance!" She commanded. Tidus sighed and started dancing. "Like you mean it." Tidus danced harder. "Cool! Now sing!!!"

"Lalala! I got COKE and it's so cool, I'll drink it all day by the pool! LALALA! I got some coke and Yuna wants it, but if she tired I will hit! Lalala! This song really sucks! Now Yuna screw off you...! OW! LALALA ALWAYS COCA COLA!!!"

"That's the worse song I ever heard! YOU DIE NOW!!!" She shot Tidus and ran to steal the coke! But before she got it Gippal came along in a giant machina and stole it. "COKE COOL! You can't shoot me Yuna, this si bullet proof hehe!!!"

"Oh yeah? Well you're a poof who wears glitter on his eye patch!" Gippal gasped "You said you liked it!!!" and he turned the machina around and ran off crying like a baby. But then Brother came along and tried to steal the coke for Yuna...but got pathetically crushed along the way! ((HEHEHEHEH~DANI)) "The good ones always die young!" Rikku shook her head. Then she screamed, "GIVE ME BACK MY COKE YOU JERK!!!"

"Your COKE? I think you mean MY coke!!!"

"Nuh uh!"

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"Will you two shut up and get that COKE?!?"

"Tidus! You're alive! DOH!!!" Tidus glared at Yuna. "And Paine! Your're back...crap!" Paine stared at Rikku and said "No thanks to you you pixie!"

"You didn't!!!" Tackles Paine

"Come on we have to get the coke off of GIPPAL!!!"

"YEAH!!!" they all said together, they all ran off to find Gippal, but when they got over the hill they found Gippal traumatized, rocking back and forth, beside his machina. "He stole the COKE!" They all gasped.
"Who?" Gippal looked at Tidus. "The invisible tree king...otherwise known as Nooj!"

"No way! Let's get him!" They all ran off after Nooj, or the invisible tree king, as he likes to be known! They all found him, talking to a tree...as usual. "So do you think I should take a sip?" The tree shrugged. "Don't ask me I am just a random talking tree!" Rikku jumped on Nooj from behind. "GIVE ME THE COKE!!!"

"NEVER!!!!!!!!!!" Rikku put her hands around his neck and starte strangling him. As she does the bottle drops out of Nooj's hand and off the cliff. "That cliffs been causing problems from day one!"

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"Yuna, Paine, Rikku, Tidus, Gippal and....Nooj. You've all been guilty of harming this innocent coke bottle, who as you can see...is very broken and cracked and lost a great amount of COKE!!!" The coke cottle glared at them. It was bandaged. "How do you plead?"

"Guilty your honor. But before we all go to prison, can I ask for a favor?"

"I suppose!"

"Can I have a sip of the coke?"

"NO! YOU DIE NOW!!!" And the judge pulled out and shot and killed Tidus. THE END!!!

Teheheehe I couldn't resist!!!