I just had the most epic quote of the day ever, I have to write it down right now. I'll write more later tonight.
Me - my last girl friend said that if she had a d**k it would be bigger than mine.
Dana - o.O
Me - Yea she was like...
Lady is walking past us
...I'm Italian, all Italians have big dicks
Lady - WOw
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