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Puerto Rican mother comes to visit her son Papo for dinner...who lives
with a female roommate Maria... During the course of the meal, his
mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Papo's roommate was. She
had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while
watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Papo and roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Papo said, I know what you must be
thinking Mami, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.About
a week later, Maria came to Papo saying, ever since your mother came
to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you? Papo said "Well, I doubt it,
but I'll email her, just to be sure" So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mami, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my
house; I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Papo
Several days later, Papo received a response email from his Mami which read:
Mijo,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mami, Dios Te Bendiga.
The Lesson: Never lie to mami specially, if she's Puerto Rican.
 luis rosado · Sun Sep 28, 2008 @ 05:20pm · 1 Comments |
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