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*curtains open*hello!!!! y hello!!!! i cant here u *people scream hello*yeah wow .ya know when i got up in bed i felt like not commin here cuz i know he was gonna be here *points at a man* *people laugh* hi and hello and whats your name? "sabastion." well sabastion i have a ticket plz hold this and can u step on up here *man walks on stage while holding ticket* okay now sabastion a big hairy gorrill named margarree told me it was your birthday is that correct "y yes ooh and margarree is my wife" u mean ur married to a gorrill *people laugh* "what do u mean" y dont u see for your self. * margarree walks out in a gorrila suit* *people laugh* "honey!?" "good heaven what happend to u" *people laugh* i told u she was a gorrilla!!!! now plz hand that ticket to margarree. *hands ticket to margarree*now see her stomache now she is gonna eat this ticket. now when she does her stomache will light up and tell u if u winn a million dollars or 2million dallors. *oooh* now what would u like 1million or 2 million. "hmm,2million"okay lets see.*margarree eats ticket * *stomache lights up and........* its 2 million dalllers!!! wow what are u gonna do with this money? "i dont know" *people laugh* alright u can take a seat with ur money* okay folks that was all the time we had see u tonight at 6:00 remember its better the monique way!!now have a good day drive safely or if u staying for the next show please visit the plaza were ill be doin attographs. now good evening *curtains close* *people clap*
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