Of course, this will be used in school tomorrow, so I don't know why the bloody hell I'm posting it up for everyone to see.........
~You annoy the ******** out of me if you do more than one of any of these.
~You annoy the ******** out of me if you...
1) ...Make a face while picking your nose.
OH GOD. We don't even want to see you exploring your nose, let alone act as if it grosses you out while you mine for gems. talk2hand
2) ...Spend five minutes hissing 'SHHHHHHHHH' in the classroom when you notice the teacher is trying to talk over your voices.
YOU SOUND LIKE TRAINS COMING INTO THE STATION. Need I say more? Uh, no.
3) ...Have ever made fun of someone smarter than you. (Ex: nerd in class)
UM--DID I MISS SOMETHING, ASSHOLES?! If you're makingfun of adorky kid that's doing better than you, than you're gettin yourself worse! Besides, you are on my suck list just because you freakin judged a nerd.
4) ...Love the new gay-ban law or have extra-specific thoughts on being gay. (Unless, you, of course are gay.)
WTF?! Who are you to judge people if they're gay or what? And if you're rooting for gays, but you're straight, uh, snaps for you, but move on. THIS ENTIRE ISSUE IS BASED UPON OPINIONS. And if you like the new law, or are the pope, sorry for swearing and crap, Pope, but if priests follow the rules, then it shouldn't matter if theyre gay or not. Dammit.
5) ...Try to sing a song that I like when I am working on project with you.
THANKS FOR RUINING IT. I LIKED that song.
6) ...Try to come up with new, original, and hilariously funny ways to make my day a happy, smiley one.
SCREW OFF. I'm the only one who'll decide if I think you're funny or if I won't end up kicking you in the shins and spraying mace in your eyes.
7) ...If you make me laugh, repeat the joke.
THIS WAY, besides being Melanie (Awen), IS THE FASTEST WAY TO GET A ROCK BETWEEN YOUR EYES.
8.) ...Talk about 'Phil of the Future' or anything else 'Disney' excessively around me.
I havea little sister, guys. Hearing about hottie Phil two hundred and three times a day is pretty much enough for me.
9) ...Thinking that you rock. Or that you're perfect.
Or write all over your blog saying s**t like: I'm the best thing EVER! The world loves me! heart heart heart Sorry to pop that old self-esteem balloon, Barbie, but nobody's perfect. Not saying this like a goth, but everything is imperfect.
10) ...If you are my little sister. And if you're not, you are a self-labeled 'rebel' or run amok saying 'nobody understands me. I'm so alone and complicated.'
The only thing that's gonna get you from me is a rhino tranquilizer.
Okay. Now you know how to piss me off. That venting was fun. I should probably show this to my therapist to show how I've been talkig about FEELINGS! razz
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2. Not only do the snakes make more noise than the chatty people, but they often end up spraying spit all around.
3. And now when all those socially strong and psychologically stupid people come to me begging for help on their homework, I laugh and say "Fail you brainless bimbos! I'm getting straight A's!"
4. Yea really. How much do blonde cheerleaders hate being thought of as ditzes? Gays are gays. There's nothing wrong with that.
5. Except of course, you love listening to me sing, so that never happens with us.
6. True. My old ways of making your day a happy smiley one (Just talking with you) still work
7. ... I'm going to ignore that.
8. Everything on Disney channel needs to die. But I like watching old Disney movies. It's really fun to see how many... "inside jokes" we didn't understand, what with being little kids, that our olds siblings clued us in to.
9. I'm not perfect, but I'm pretty darned close! (Not...)
10. I'm not you little sister. I'm your twin!
SPIKE RULES! EAT IT!!!