Tobi vs Madara
The Akatsuki. Evil. Devils in flesh. Most people believed Pain to be the leader. This, however, was not the case. In reality, the leader was none other than Madara Uchiha, mass murderer, collector of the Bijuu, and all around bad guy. He was fearsome, his power great. He made his foes tremble with his mighty powers.
And at the moment he was currently arguing with himself.
"Tobi a good boy!" he insisted, pouting.
"I am pure evil," he insisted seconds later, folding his arms across his chest.
"No, Tobi is a good boy," the man clapped his hands together and bounced up and down on his toes. With his orange mask on, he looked nothing more or less than ridiculous.
"No. I killed thousands. I nearly destroyed Konoha with the Nine-Tailed Beast. I am not a 'good boy'," he seemed irritated, as if trying and failing to explain something to a hyper five year old.
"That was Madara," the orange masked member of the Akatsuki argued. "Not Tobi."
"You are Madara."
"Tobi is not!"
"Yes, you are."
"Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
Madara sighed. "We are one, Tobi. We are one and the same."
"No, we aren't. So there!" Tobi stuck out his tongue.
"If you won't listen to reason..."
"Ah! Madara's going to kill me!" The hyper, excitable, acted-like-he-was-five-over-half-of-the-time Tobi raced around in circles, hands waving wildly in the air.
"I am not going to kill you, idiot," Madara stopped him coldly.
"Tobi's not an idiot! Tobi a good boy!"
"Here we go again..." Madara rolled his one eye under his mask. "Back to square one."
"Squares?" Tobi perked up. "Can I have an orange square?"
Madara groaned. "No."
Tobi glared. "Go away."
"What?" This was startling to Madara, it being completely random and out of the blue.
"You're evil. Go away!"
"I can't," Madara pointed out, not unreasonably, he thought. "I'm a part of you."
"Liar," Tobi retorted. "Go away."
"No."
"Yes!"
"No!"
Tobi fell to his knees, squeezing his hands over his ears. "Go away! Away, away, away!"
A few moments passed. Tobi lifted one hand up off his ear carefully. Hearing nothing, the orange-masked Akatsuki member took both hands off his head. A few more minutes later, and he stood, a look of glee on his masked face. "He's gone!"
Tobi began to skip around the room. "He's gone, he's gone, he's gone! Yay! No more evil to bother Tobi! Tobi a good boy!"
Everyone, especially members of the Akatsuki, had different sides to their personalities. Tobi's case was just a little more extreme than the others.
"Sempai? Can I have a lollipop?"
A very good friend of mine wrote this......I find it funny because it reminds me of the Lord of Rings character Gollum fighting with himself
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