lol Here are some of my fav. dumb blonde jokes lol
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IM ONLY PUTTING THREE SO DEALS WITH IT
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Ok here goes
1. A pretty blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has never done it before and has no prior experience. She gets onto the horse with apparent ease. The horse begins at a slow trot. However, it soon breaks into a fast run. The reins slip from the blonde's hands. She despratly grabs for the horse's mane, but finds it increasingly difficult to grip. She holds tightly for awhile, then decides to try to fling herself away from the horse in a last desprate attempt. Unfortunatly, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. The horse mercilessly continues its fast run, while the blonde's head bumps again and again against the hard ground. The pretty blonde is mere moments away from unconciousness, when to her great fortune...
Bill, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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2. A pretty blonde woman named Brandy has found herself in financial trouble and needs money. So she prays to God one night and says, "Dear God, I am in financial trouble. I'm going to lose my car. Please let me win the lottery tonight."
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins. Brandy decides to try again the next week.
"Dear God," she prays. "I've lost my car and my house is next. Please let me in the lottery."
Once again lottery night comes and somebody else gets it. Brandy, now very frusterated, prays to God again.
"Dear God!" she wails. "Why have you forsaken me?! I've lost my car, my house, and my children and I are starving. Why have you not taken pity on me?!"
At that moment, a flash of white light blinds Brandy and the voice of God Himself speaks... "Brandy, you have to buy a ticket first."
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3. These five people are walking down the street:
1. SpongeBob
2. Megatron
3. Timmy Turner
4. A smart blonde
5. A dumb blonde
They come across a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
Answer: Nobody. The first four don't exist, and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.
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ha ha ha ha lol luv it.
kay. now for the latin word of the day;
capit= takes
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