I think I would like to go into modelling. Of course, I don't know how to do it, and wouldn't be any good at it if I did, so I'm going to employ someone to walk the catwalks on my behalf. It would still be me, of course...
--Terry Pratchett learns Naomi Campbell has "written" a book
You can't remember the plot of the Dr Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though.
--Terry Pratchett
There are no inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.
--Terry Pratchett
This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.
--Terry Pratchett
I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It's generally a better bet. There's more pressure on a vet to get it right. People say "it was god's will" when granny dies, but they get angry when they lose a cow.
--Terry Pratchett
 Mistress Mord Sith · Sun Nov 16, 2008 @ 10:59pm · 0 Comments |
