"One late night Deidara was driving home from The konaha Jr High school to pick up suki. But she walked home instead so Deidara is driving home,the window down and his hair blowing. He gets to the lair, gets in bed and starts to tlk to himself."
deidara biggrin amn today was such a long day*he looks at the clock*
deidara:And its 11:34 p.m and i cant even sleep! scream
*sasori wakes up and looks at deidara*
Sasori biggrin ude Its 11:36 p.m you need to sleep! stare
deidara:i cant sleep!
*sasori sighs and takes out a little bottle from his night stand*
sasori:here take one of these.
*he hands one to deidara*
Deidara:well what do i do with it? do i swallow it?
Sasori:*sarcasticly*NOoOoOo you just hold it there till i say so.........Of course you take it!
deidara:you dont have to get all mean about it
sasori:just go to sleep!
*deidara takes one of the pills and begins to drift off*
"Mean while while deidara is starting to fall asleep he hears a strange noise and then.....BAM! hes asleep"
Deidara:AAAAAAAAA*hes falling into his dream*
deidara:OUCH!!!!!!Un.....where am i?
tobi;your in neva neva land my good brother!
deidara:Tobi is that you?
tobi;why yes it is wait how do u know my name?Deidara is that you zOMG it realy is you!*hugs deidara heart
deidara:Un..............GET OFF OF ME!!!! stressed
*he throughs tobi*
tobi;but deidara senpai
deidara:hum.... stare
deidara;so tobi what are you doing here in.....neva neva land?
tobi:well i was just on my way to get some waffels and then someone called me and told me that my block of cheese was running away again so i was on my way back home when i found my cheese and i ate him so..........
*Deidara just looks at tobi like hes a total idiot* stare
deidara:ummmm.......ok
tobi:c'mon deidara the funeral is going to begin!YAY! xd
deidara:WHAT THE HELL TOBI FUNERALS ARE SAD UN!!!!!! mad
tobi;not this one! sir candy cane has died and i cant wait to eat his sexy body!BUWUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
deidara surprised k tobi are u gay or something? eek
tobi:no *peals away flesh and is suki*(suki is pernounced Sue-Key)
Deidara:Suki? What are you doing here?
suki:Oh Deidara i love you so much*hugs deidara*
Deidara:Wow i like this dream!
suki:c'mon deidara lets go to the church!
deidara: heart ok coming Love! heart
suki:hahahaha rofl
*they arive at the church and suki is sitting there*
suki:join me deidara*she turns her head like she is one of those china dolls*
deidara;Ok? confused
suki surprised h deidara i love you so much so i need you to..........
deidara:to what my love! heart
suki;to........to.....*she peels off her skin and turns into hidan*
hidan:TO CONVERT! twisted *he pulla out a sharp sword and pins deidara to the wall*
deidara:Oh my god!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAA gonk
hidan:Buwuhahahaha ******** u cant leave me!*he trys to stab deidara*
deidara:leave me alone!!!AAAAAAAAAA gonk
*deidara pushes hidan away and runs*
hidan;Deidara come back i need you to convert for Jashin sama!!!!!!!
deidara:No go away!
*deidara runs into a candy shop*
deidara;ok i think im safe! sweatdrop
hidan:BUWUHAHAHAHA you cant escape me you ******** betch!!!!!*he runs to deidaras side and grabs his hair*
deidara;what the hell man!
hidan:buwuhahahaha *peels skin and he is........*
deidara:Sakura?
sakura:yes its me deidara!!!!!have you seen naruto?
deidara:nope and befor you leav i have always wanted to do this to you..*he slaps her and pulls her hair*
sakura;God Damn deidara*peels skin and it is kakuzu*
kakuzu biggrin eidara come here!*kakuzu approaching him with a knife*
deidara;Oh my god leave me alone everyone!!!!!!
kakuzu:NO!!!!*kakuzu puts the knife to deidara and whispers in his ear*
kakuzu;Its time to cut the Birthday cake deidara
deidara: neutral what?
kakuzu;Cake time!!!!!!
deidara;whos birthday?
kakuzu;yours!
deidara;its not my birthday yet!
kakuzu surprised h ok then ill go*peels skin and turns into a pack of fangirls*
(fangirl= Fg)
Fg1:Oh my god its deidara omg i love you so much
Fg2:no i love him so much hes my soon to be luvar!!
Fg;1No hes not hese mine!
Fg;3 LETS GET HIM!!!!
deidara; eek OH CRAP *starts to run*
Fg2;GET HIM!!!!!!!!
deidara:*after running 2 miles he trips and falls*
deidara;Dont come any closer!
Fg1;why not?
deidara;um because i said so!!!!
Fg3:WHO CARES YOUR DEIDARA!*glopms deidara*
Fg2;*glomps*
Fg1;*glopms*
deidara;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*he wakes up screaming*
deidara;Oh few!it was only a dream...
Sasori:hey deidara these girls were watching you sleep lastnight do u want me to kick them out?
*deidara looks at the girls*
deidara surprised h my god AAAAAAAAAAA
Fg1,2,3;HIYA DEIDARA SENPAI*glomps*
The End
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